Half a cup of love
A quarter of a cup of fear
Three teaspoons of crawly things in the dark
9 eggshells of despair
101 Naughty thoughts
The blood of 7 emo-indie kids

And hey presto! A court case!
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 16:41, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I'm fresh out of emo kid blood
Will a Twilight book burned in effigy substitute?
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Tue 4 Aug 2009, 16:42, Reply)

If you could burn *all* copies of Twilight I will give you FIVE ENGLISH POUNDS.
God, it infuriates me SO MUCH.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 16:46, Reply)

It's funny because you're angry.

( thealternativefact, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 16:48, Reply)

You're funny because you're DIFFRUNT.

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 16:52, Reply)

Eye yam

( thealternativefact, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 17:00, Reply)

You've spent too much time in Cornwall, mate.
Less than three weeks to go, now.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 17:02, Reply)

And on /talk
*sighs*
Popular page. Again.

I am soooooooooooooooooooo excited! I am about as excited as you are stressed, I should think :)
( thealternativefact, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 17:08, Reply)

If I don't make it to the day, it's because the stress has killed me.
OH, LOOK AT YOU WITH YOUR POPULAR STATS.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 17:13, Reply)

I'll take your place.
YOUR BIRD IS HOT
( thealternativefact, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 17:17, Reply)

Lezzer.

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 17:21, Reply)

I will already be sharing a bed wiv two other girlz that night

( thealternativefact, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 17:22, Reply)

5. Profit!

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 17:26, Reply)