Anyone got some good cake recipes?
About to engage in a frenzy of baking, and looking for ideas.
Will report back on the nommishness of any that I make
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Tue 4 Aug 2009, 16:36, 18 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Half a cup of love
A quarter of a cup of fear
Three teaspoons of crawly things in the dark
9 eggshells of despair
101 Naughty thoughts
The blood of 7 emo-indie kids

And hey presto! A court case!
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 16:41, Reply)

I'm fresh out of emo kid blood
Will a Twilight book burned in effigy substitute?
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Tue 4 Aug 2009, 16:42, Reply)

If you could burn *all* copies of Twilight I will give you FIVE ENGLISH POUNDS.
God, it infuriates me SO MUCH.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 16:46, Reply)

It's funny because you're angry.

( thealternativefact, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 16:48, Reply)

You're funny because you're DIFFRUNT.

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 16:52, Reply)

Eye yam

( thealternativefact, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 17:00, Reply)

You've spent too much time in Cornwall, mate.
Less than three weeks to go, now.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 17:02, Reply)

And on /talk
*sighs*
Popular page. Again.

I am soooooooooooooooooooo excited! I am about as excited as you are stressed, I should think :)
( thealternativefact, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 17:08, Reply)

If I don't make it to the day, it's because the stress has killed me.
OH, LOOK AT YOU WITH YOUR POPULAR STATS.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 17:13, Reply)

I'll take your place.
YOUR BIRD IS HOT
( thealternativefact, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 17:17, Reply)

Lezzer.

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 17:21, Reply)

I will already be sharing a bed wiv two other girlz that night

( thealternativefact, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 17:22, Reply)

5. Profit!

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 17:26, Reply)

I made quite a few b3tans quite moist when I made this...
www.recipezaar.com/Luscious-Lemon-Drizzle-Cake-290725
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 16:48, Reply)

Ahahaha!
I'm damned good at baking.

My favourite recipe...

4 large free range eggs
200g wholemeal self raising flour
200g butter (pre softened)
200g fine brown sugar
Two tablespoons of honey
One tablespoon of lemon juice
50g grated coconut
50g sultanas
1 capful vanilla essence

Pre-heat the oven to 180 degrees

Mix the lot together, leave to bake for ooh, 30 mins?

I made that up when I was 15, and been loving it ever since. And for an extra kick, add a small glass of good quality single malt.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 4 Aug 2009, 16:59, Reply)

raspberry and white choc muffins
i made these at the weekend and they are very easy and very yummy :-) also made them with blueberries and dark chocolate which was slightly less successful, but still very edible. nom nom!

Makes 10-12

250g self-raising flour
2 tsp baking powder
100g caster sugar
250ml milk
1 large egg
90ml vegetable oil
150g raspberries
150g white chocolate chips

Handy Hint
Don't mix until smooth as this will make them cake rather than muffins.

Method
Preheat oven to 180C (160C if using a fan oven) or gas Mark 4.

Place the muffin cases into a muffin tray.

Place all the ingredients apart from the raspberries and chocolate into a bowl and mix the batter until it is all combined but still lumpy - this helps keep it light and fluffy.

Gently fold in the raspberries and chocolate.

Bake for 20-25 minutes until nicely risen and golden on top.

Allow to cool slightly and enjoy.
( ascorbate, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 17:18, Reply)

I have some
decent recipes for:

brownies
carrot cake
lemon biscuity things
lemon cake
oat and raisin cookies
flapjack

but the best are by far and away the brownies and carrot cake. Sadly however the recipes are on my laptop and I am at work, so gaz me if you don't get any better offers :)
(berk, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 17:51, Reply)

Ok, due to loosing track of time I actually left before any of you replied....
in a (failed) attempt to get to the supermarket before the after work rush. Will try your recipes some other time though
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Tue 4 Aug 2009, 19:27, Reply)