Tesco
When's Gonz coming back from Tesco? I gave him a list of Tesco Value products I wanted.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:28, 7 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm seeing him for dinner at 7pm.
If he texts me from Tesco, he's in big trouble.
( thealternativefact, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:29, Reply)

He might be disappointed, you know.
Since a small Waitrose opened round the corner from me, I've come to see our Tesco Express as nothing more than a well-sponsored Spar shop, staffed by the town's mongs and frequented by the town's slightly more savvy mongs. It's a hideous pit of despair.

It'll probably take him a few microwave burgers and bottles of White Lightning before he sees past the stark, blinding strip lights.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:37, Reply)

tesco is full of scumbags
they build them to keep them out of real people supermarkets like waitrose and sainsburys.

although my sainsburys is full of fucking exeter uni students raa-ing at each other, wearing their popped collars or leggings and Uggs.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 14:00, Reply)

I suspect he got into Tesco this morning, spluffed himself and got arrested.

( girlinthehole, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:33, Reply)

Brilliant!

( thealternativefact, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:44, Reply)

I heard
That the first 5 customers got a free T-shirt.


( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:41, Reply)

I'm annoyed that I laughed at that.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 13:44, Reply)