Word up bitches
I've had to come into work today spoiling my week off so I can get the handover from the guy who is off on holiday.

Has anything of vague excitement happened whilst I have been away? Has Vipros exploded from smugness yet? Have you found anything exciting on the tinternet? I found a picture of your mum
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 9:26, 21 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Welcome back.
It's been bad, Badge. Like a school disco where everyone presses their backs against the wall and doesn't want to be the first one dancing.
Will you dance?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 9:35, Reply)

So i've been the only one dancing like a loon then?

( girlinthehole, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 9:40, Reply)

Thank fuck for dry ice.
:P
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 9:42, Reply)

You can be very harsh when you want to be Noel : (

( girlinthehole, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 9:53, Reply)

My smiling eyes betray my true feelings.
*massages ego*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 10:05, Reply)

I'd rather you massaged something else ; )

( girlinthehole, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 10:06, Reply)

*covers smiling eyes*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 10:09, Reply)

Haha!
Coward.
( girlinthehole, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 10:11, Reply)

I'll always dance
Although it's normally got to be inititated by JayKay
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 9:48, Reply)

do you dance like Napolean Dynamite?
I hope like hell that you do.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 9:54, Reply)

I can do
Let me just go and perm my hair
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 9:58, Reply)

it has been quiet
I'm actually busy at work for a change. not feeling particularly smug at the moment either.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 9:39, Reply)

I finish
Work today, in fact only six and one half hour to go. I'm also going to the frozen wastes on Saturday to have a drink with some lovely people.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 9:59, Reply)

The Artic?
Drinks with Ed and his wives?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 10:00, Reply)

Nah, just South of Scotland.
I thought I go drinking with some nice people, and not a big bigamist like him.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 10:03, Reply)

I thought I'd found something interesting...
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/8186263.stm

Turns out it said 'genome', not 'gnome'.
( TheMagicDwarf is back like ballroom dancing, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 10:02, Reply)

Captain V did say he had the bad aids.

( girlinthehole, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 10:03, Reply)

Fail
I will never be decoded!
( Captain V, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 10:03, Reply)

If you
Let me slice you up into little pieces then I'm sure we could decode you.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 10:06, Reply)

we don't need to decode you
you're delightfully simple
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 10:10, Reply)

I'm not sure delightful is the right word

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 10:13, Reply)