Lab now can't make Morpeth because he's fucking lame
What occurances of fucking lame (apart from JMG) have you come across recently?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:51, 35 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Oh no! You're kidding.
What was his shitty needs-to-MTFU excuse?
( thealternativefact, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:53, Reply)

work
court malarkay
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:56, Reply)

*yawns*

( thealternativefact, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:01, Reply)

Mr and Mrs Hood butter have broken up,
All the good b3tans are leaving and deleting their accounts
(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:55, Reply)

Oh well,
you and I will still be here.
( thealternativefact, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:01, Reply)

And me
I'm all of the awesome anyone could ever want
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:02, Reply)

Nah I'm going to flounce any minute.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:04, Reply)

always in r harts

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:08, Reply)

Don't worry, I'll be here because it makes me feel good about myself.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:14, Reply)

GMOS is gone
MM deleted her account.
wormulus is gone, (he'll be back though)
(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:17, Reply)

Wormulus is reading this right now.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:20, Reply)

My friend is moving away.
Lame.
on the plus side, ROAD TRIP!
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:58, Reply)

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:04, Reply)

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha
Is it cos I is black?
( thealternativefact, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:05, Reply)

Nope
It's because JMG is fat!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:08, Reply)

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:09, Reply)

Stop
Posting pictures of yourself, you'll get a bad name.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:13, Reply)

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:15, Reply)

My (soon to be ex) Work is lame
I found out this morning that they are not paying me my redundancy until the end of the month!

I was so looking forward to having that money sittinmg earning me even more money, but hey, I'm still coming to Morpeth.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:07, Reply)

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:08, Reply)

TOO MUCH HAIR

( thealternativefact, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:11, Reply)

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:12, Reply)

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:19, Reply)

FUCKING YES!!!!!!!!!!!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:20, Reply)

I haz hare.
Oh noes, they be steelin' my hare!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:14, Reply)

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:19, Reply)

we get homemade
cakes at bashes. Some of which even get there without massive bites already taken out of them
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:15, Reply)

Three of those dinosaurs are herbivorous.
They probably just want to trample the cake.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:19, Reply)

Nerdy bastard

( thealternativefact, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:22, Reply)

Or eat 60s movie Beetle cars.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:23, Reply)

You is the weirdest man I ever did see.

( thealternativefact, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:26, Reply)

Are you sure?
Are you?

Are you?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:28, Reply)

I think about me daily with lust, just like ever single other woman that has ever met me. Even my mum, right after birth.
She tried to put me back up there.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:38, Reply)

And you've been going back up there regularly ever since.

( thealternativefact, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:43, Reply)

Or just
Have a fight with the others.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:27, Reply)