Hello Fags!
Got back in to work today to hear that one of the girls in the design department had the tip of her finger practically chopped off by a very keen toilet door.....she got it sown back on, fortunately. The handy man was busying himself the very next day making sure all the doors shut a bit more slowly.

the question is though, should she fire in a compo claim...as it was her 'mouse' finger that got cunted.


AND her brother got teh swine flu the very same day
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 13:53, 26 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Does your handyman do all your surgical repairs?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 13:56, Reply)

trust me
they would have done if they thought they could get away with it.

they also have a member of staff give everyone the flu-jab, in a grotty fucking canteen that is far too warm to be hygienic....they also store the flu jab vaccines in the fridge, along with everyones lunch etc

yeah, sign me up for a jab, you stupid fucking CUNTS
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 14:06, Reply)

pssst
sewn

sown is for seeds.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 13:58, Reply)

Maybe they're going to grow fingers in an adjacent field

( Captain V, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 14:00, Reply)

it'd end up full of nuns
doing press-ups and squats
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 14:01, Reply)

Then they'd be all in favour of GM.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 14:03, Reply)

I love this idea.

( Cawl, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 14:02, Reply)

I glossed over that
in favour of not looking like a pedantic arse.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 14:02, Reply)

you are unique among b3tans

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 14:02, Reply)

Why the change?

( Cawl, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 14:02, Reply)

I'm making a concerted effort to be less cunty.
Is it working is it is it is it?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 14:03, Reply)

Dunno.
Maybe. Who are you?
( Cawl, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 14:04, Reply)

Ask your mum.
Etc etc.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 14:05, Reply)

*weeps uncontrollably*
*unpacks Ouija board*
( Cawl, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 14:07, Reply)

Oops, less cunty fail.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 14:09, Reply)

HA GOT YOU YOU FUCKER!
SHE'S ALIVE REALLY!
( Cawl, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 14:09, Reply)

nice ploy there
how was the zoo?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 14:10, Reply)

The Zoo was AWESOME.
I had a butterfly land on my hand, and I saw Aye-Ayes and a kid was nearly shat on by a tiny parrot.
( Cawl, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 14:15, Reply)

/delurks
Gotta love them Butterflies and Aye-ayes.

/relurks and wanders off to bed.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 14:25, Reply)

Haha
GO TO BED!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 14:32, Reply)

good stuff
I like Bristol Zoo. Did you see gorilla feeding time?

Watching a gorilla kick back, correctly open a carton of OJ and then guzzle it is quite special.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 14:58, Reply)

Nope.
Missed the feeding times.
Cheers for the postcode though, t'was most useful!
( Cawl, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:03, Reply)

happy to return a favour

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:03, Reply)

She wasn't moving much last night.
Etc etc.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 14:11, Reply)

*disengages Autocunt*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 14:12, Reply)

That's what you think!
For the record, I have a cast iron alibi...
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 14:44, Reply)