I've just been to Bishops Mother Fucking Stortford
It's a pain in the arse to get to. And I saw a pub that I will be returning to on Saturday.

Ironically, two weeks ago I didn't know where Bishops Stortford was, this week I will be going there three times.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:50, 27 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Hah!
What the hell were you doing there?
( Cawl, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:54, Reply)

Looking at a Site I'm going to be drilling
on thursday. I saw the Half Moon on my way back to the office. Now I won't have any problems getting lost.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:01, Reply)

Good stuff.
There's gonna be quite the crowd of b3ta-types, I think.
Although Catface is super-lame.
( Cawl, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:05, Reply)

If he doesn't come along,
Next time I see him he's losing his right ear.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:07, Reply)

This is excellent news.

( Cawl, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:08, Reply)

If anyone sees him
make sure he knows this is going to happen.

I'm not cruel though, I'll give it back to him in a box so that CHCB can keep it under her pillow.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:11, Reply)

Do you think he deserves
That degree of leniency?
( Cawl, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:16, Reply)

It's more becuase I like CHCB
and I don't think she should have to suffer any more than she currently is by going out with Catface.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:20, Reply)

Duly noted

( Captain V, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:25, Reply)

And you can drag that ginger bit of muff you've been hanging round with along too.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:28, Reply)

I really doubt we'll make it
We'll have to play it by ear.
( Captain V, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:29, Reply)

You're in serious trouble now
Serious, serious trouble.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:35, Reply)

How disappointing
It's far more arousing when CHCB says things like that.
( Captain V, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:38, Reply)

If I dyed my pubes orange
you would find me more attractive.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:41, Reply)

You'd be better off removing them entirely

( Captain V, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:45, Reply)

I expect my tiny penis
is a dead ringer for her ginormous clitoris.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:46, Reply)

Almost certainly
Shall I fetch the hamster?
( Captain V, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:48, Reply)

I don't think
that's ironic at all.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:58, Reply)

It would be
If I was delivering ten thousand spoons to the Bishop Stortford Knife Factory.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:01, Reply)

Only if
you got stuck in traffic on the way there
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:03, Reply)

He was already late.
*sadfaces*
( thealternativefact, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:05, Reply)

There are some ok pubs there
but not many. The one near the dentist in the middle of town isn't to bad.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:03, Reply)

That one (if it's the one I think you mean)
Burned down in an insurance scam.
The Half Moon is the best pub in town, by miles.
( Cawl, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:07, Reply)

I think I've been there
I have family that live up near the cemetery so been dragged most of the pubs there
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:09, Reply)

Your life, eh?

( thealternativefact, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:11, Reply)

I wish I was this cool.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:11, Reply)

It's hard but I cope
Most people wish they could be a cool as me but its just not possible.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:12, Reply)