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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Five consecutive evenings of lots of lovely alcohol have rendered me an alcomoholic. I wants booze.
Top five things to enable a good holiday.
1. Silly buggers
2. Booze
3. Lovely home cooked food
4. A stunning beach
5. Good weather
6. A dog called Mildew
( , Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:55, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

It feels like we are rattling around an under-occupied house. Mildew is pining for all her new friends and behaving more like Subdue than Mildew :(
Sweary Jr has a pal staying over tonight (the canny blond one you met briefly) so we have one extra canny body to wean us off having you here.
Did you have enough midget gems for your journey? x
( , Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:31, Reply)

The silly shop girl had given me wine gums instead of midget gems. I was gutted when I opened the bag on the train.
As soon as I can I am coming back up for beach walks and Greek food.
( , Mon 10 Aug 2009, 21:27, Reply)

In the meantime I shall make quickly to the icecream shop and cunt that girl in the fuck. How dare she give you wine gums!
*shakes fist*
( , Mon 10 Aug 2009, 22:09, Reply)
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