Report please.
Fed 26%
Watered 80%
Addictions satisfied 100%
Horn 45%
Need more sleep 62%
Positivity about day ahead 4%
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 8:34, 24 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Fed 5% (skippde breakfast, drank lots of water to compensate)
Watered 95%
Addictions satisfied 50% (4 pints last night, coffee will come later)
Horn 100% (Not seen the lemon curd since Sunday morning)
Need more sleep 99% (At this time of the morning this rarely gets below 50%)
Positivity about day ahead 2% 15% (Boss just phoned to say he won't be in until the afternoon. My slight hangover queaziness can cause sufferage in peace.)

Also - Morning All!
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 8:46, Reply)

I'm suffering insomnia since Friday.
Fed 30%
Watered 75%
Addictions satisfied 20%
Horn 65%
Need more sleep 100%
Positivity about day ahead 0.4%
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 8:47, Reply)

Oh dear.
Fed 70%
Watered 54%
Addictions satisfied 18%
Horn 100% (Three weeks since I saw the boy. I text him yesterday when I got home... no reply.)
Need more sleep 98%
Positivity about day ahead 2%
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 8:54, Reply)

Fed 80%
Watered 50%
Addictions satisfied 37%
Horn 68%
Need more sleep 170,000%
Positivity about day ahead 45%
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 8:59, Reply)

OK
Fed -99% (had my bacon roll this morning)
Watered - 70%
Addictions satisfied - 90% (no chocolate)
Horn - 90% (will be sorted tomorrow)
Need more sleep - 50%
Positivity about day ahead - 90%
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 8:59, Reply)

Fed 75% - had cereal this morning, well done me
Watered 90%
Addictions satisfied 100%
Horn 25% - Boob Lass isn't in yet
Need more sleep 70% - bloody cat
Positivity about day ahead 50%
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:03, Reply)

I hate you all.
Fed - 0%
Watered - 0%
Addictions satisfied - 0%
Horn - 55%
Need more sleep - 75%
Positivity about day ahead - 1%
( Cawl, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:26, Reply)

I love you too Kaol.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:27, Reply)

Same here.
Hi missus Applebite :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:30, Reply)

Helloo Missus Poppet
Thanks for your suggestion on the other thread: heating it up looks to be my best option.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:31, Reply)

Yeah, use Chompy's suggestion first to get most of it away,
then use some oil to help remove the last bits.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:32, Reply)

Sounds like a plan.
Will let you know if it works :)
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:35, Reply)

how's everything else?
good good?
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:36, Reply)

Oil, yes.
Then soap to get rid of the oil. Then water to get rid of the soap. Then heat to get rid of the water. Then wax to get rid of the heat.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:53, Reply)

Is your monkey-butler not up yet?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:28, Reply)

I was in a rush this morning.
So, no food or drink for me.
And no time for a smoke. Although this is a good thing, I really need to cut down.
( Cawl, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:31, Reply)

Spunkbubbles
Fed - 0%
Watered - 2%
Addictions satisfied - 0%
Horn - 0%
Need more sleep - 100% (baby cried all night)
Positivity about day ahead - 1%
( Peej, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:48, Reply)

MEDIC!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:51, Reply)

Its alright I'll pop to the canteen in a minute for a mug of tea and a bacon sarnie

( Peej, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:53, Reply)

Jealous.
I just had a can of Relentless, then looked at the back - 52g of sugar?! Motherfucker!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 9:56, Reply)

Fook thats a lot of sugar.
I drink 1ltr bottles of diet kick to kick my early morning buzzzzzzzzzzzzz
( Peej, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:05, Reply)

reporting back
Fed 5%
Watered 90%
Addictions satisfied 44%
Horn 69%
Need more sleep 100%
Positivity about day ahead 82%
( cackers, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:21, Reply)

These are good numbers.
You'll be wanting to get fed though. Recipe on its way.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:53, Reply)

/yayz
Ta.
( cackers, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 10:57, Reply)