Spent all day in the pub yesterday....
And surprisingly the epic hangover I fully expected and deserved did not arrive this morning. It would seem that drinking double Jamesons for 10 hours is the way to go.
( HSDriver was probably still at work on, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:14, 10 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

How do you drive your train in the pub?

( Captain V, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:18, Reply)

Could be interesting
Ah the joys of being off for two weeks.
( HSDriver was probably still at work on, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:22, Reply)

I bet it's all done with computers today
more specifically a WiFi enabled PSP computer game. Press button ▲ for the horn.
( djtrialprice, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:26, Reply)

"Press button ▲ for the horn"

*presses*

*develops restrictive underwear syndrome*
( Captain V, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:30, Reply)

Dammit, 155 miles away.
Get yourself a jelly baby. It'll be like a hooker to you.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 12:50, Reply)

But you're like a hooker to me

( Captain V, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:12, Reply)

You say the sweetest things.
And that'll be £30 for the handjob.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:21, Reply)

£20 of that is the finder's fee.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:26, Reply)

Me and me mates have gotten £50 together between the 8 of us.
What can we expect for this?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 13:37, Reply)

A Full English.

( Cawl, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:09, Reply)