Fucking Dale Winton is doing the afternoon show on radio 2
its all we're allowed to listen to at work , steve wright , the usual guy is bad but fucking dale winton makes me feel like I'm already in my allocated chair in the old folks home , enjoying sitting in the warmth of my own urine .

How would you kill him ?

extra points for doing it this afternoon

Edit or just start another thread with the word fucking
( fudboy high ideals and crazy dreams, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:15, 10 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'd kill bludgeon him with a monitor stand

( Captain V, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:29, Reply)

He'll do it for you this afternoon too
for just one payment of £240 + VAT.
( djtrialprice, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:34, Reply)

I'd like to think he'd be doing it for all of us
but it would need to be free
( fudboy high ideals and crazy dreams, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:43, Reply)

take away his
fake fucking tan

the sweaty poove wouldn't last a week
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:35, Reply)

What the fuck is a poove?
Is a collection of hooves that have poo on them?
( Captain V, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:38, Reply)

it is
an alternative spelling for the more commonly known

POOF

but i'm sure you already knew that, you pedantic gobbler



see also, knob jockey
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:48, Reply)

I...
....started another thread with 'fucking' does that help?
( The Pollitt chooses to listen to Enya on, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:44, Reply)

yes
it does
( fudboy high ideals and crazy dreams, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:54, Reply)

Earlier
Somebody posted that they had a marrow.

I think you know where I'm going with this.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:16, Reply)

bone/marrow transplant?
at some point, someone is going to laugh
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:19, Reply)