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Could we make up our own "B3ta Buzzwords" that we could use in meetings to see if they catch on? It doesn't need a meaning because if you slip it into your banter, no one will question it for fear of looking stupid and they will inevitably start using it themselves to look clever.

I'm going to suggest "landfill solution".
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:31, 14 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Custom initative

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:34, Reply)

Tackle the moat

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:39, Reply)

Setback evasion

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:41, Reply)

Foggy socialising

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:46, Reply)

Overflow domination

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:47, Reply)

strategic management of management strategies

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:46, Reply)

clandestine efficiency

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:51, Reply)

careful not to overmilk the brainchild

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:53, Reply)

go cold turkey on the deliverables
I think that's enough from me
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:56, Reply)

Except for this one
Know where we've parked
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:17, Reply)

i made up a phrase which has caught on at work
'sensible piggyback' is when you do a related additional task when you're already doing something else

i have also managed to make 'hot orange' a widespread euphemism for anal sex, purely by accident

i realise this is not what you were after, but i feel quite proud of both
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:00, Reply)

YM

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:07, Reply)

I think that may disrupt the meeting
"One of the problems with fulfilling the clients' order is YM."
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:10, Reply)

This strategy will result in
Fanning the muck up
(knackerz is skinning up, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 3:57, Reply)