If you could be in charge of B3ta for a day what would you change?
Or which B3tans would you punish and how?

Edit - I would punish psychochomp by banning him from posting a negative comment for the whole day.


Edit2 - Ok lets change it to a year because a day isn't long enough to affect any good changes.
( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:35, 71 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'd maybe spend an hour or two looking through Bugs and Feature Requests
before deciding not to do anything about them.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:38, Reply)

I'm the best thing to ever happen to this place
ask becky.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:43, Reply)

you've ruined it for ever
*sobs*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:43, Reply)

I feed on your tears

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:45, Reply)

they are highly nutritious

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:49, Reply)

you're even smug about your tears aren't you.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:54, Reply)

I just can't help myself

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:56, Reply)

And of course we all agree with what Becky thinks.
*sarcasms*
( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:50, Reply)

you do,
she hates me now.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:52, Reply)

Did you refuse to worship the ground she walks on?
She hates it when men do that.
( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:58, Reply)

We just rub each other up the wrong way.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 14:00, Reply)

The trick is to rub along with the hairs and not against.

( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 14:14, Reply)

She's jealous of your tits.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:58, Reply)

I'd ban Vipros from being smug.
And then hold a sweepstake on how long it'd be before he started weeping.
( Cawl, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 14:00, Reply)

He'd then tell us how well he can weep.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 14:00, Reply)

now you mention it...

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 14:03, Reply)

He'd be banned from doing that.

( Cawl, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 14:03, Reply)

he'd hire a sky writer.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 14:06, Reply)

Also banned.

( Cawl, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 14:07, Reply)

we can try it if you want

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 14:04, Reply)

...
Even that had undertones of smugness.
The "we can try, but I'm so good at not being smug that you'd fail" was implied.
( Cawl, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 14:06, Reply)

exactly the opposite
I reckon I'd fail within about 5 posts
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 14:08, Reply)

I'd make loads of stupid rules on /talk
and then ban anyone that didn't follow them.
( Peej, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 14:14, Reply)

They would be banned from discussing food or anyone's mum.
That should stump them.
( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 14:17, Reply)

hang on
we do that a lot too. can't complain about that.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 14:18, Reply)

She can complain about anything /talk related
no matter how contradictory,
because she is sooooo much better.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 14:20, Reply)

Yup!
I'm auntie Blouse and I rock.
( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 14:22, Reply)

Not constantly though.
We mostly talk about sex and mobile phones from what I can gather.
( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 14:20, Reply)

I think food plays a large part
we tend to get more into the cooking of it then merely the eating though.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 14:21, Reply)

I guess we are just more sophisticated.
*dies laughing at that statement*
( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 14:24, Reply)

As a regular of both boards,
I can say you don't know what you're talking about.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 14:34, Reply)

regular polyp
( Cawl, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 14:35, Reply)

try harder.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 14:37, Reply)

Hey, I think you're ok.
Just been wanting to use that word all day.
( Cawl, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 14:38, Reply)

can you read?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 14:38, Reply)

please realise how stupid that question is.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 14:42, Reply)

please give me some credit

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 14:42, Reply)

You're hardly a regular on offtopic,
More of a hit and run type.
( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 14:38, Reply)

I have a massive 39 posts on /talk
So I can say with authority that its rubbish and full of undesirables.
( Peej, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 14:39, Reply)

I like /talk
It has moments of absolute brilliance.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 14:41, Reply)

there is a lot of dross though
at least here it is hidden until you click on the replies link
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 14:42, Reply)

like this
b3ta.com/talk/5915775
(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 14:44, Reply)

You are Jim Davidson AICMFP

( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 14:46, Reply)

it's funny because JMG is bald.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 14:48, Reply)

JMG is bald?
Well blow me.



Nope, still not that funny.
( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 14:52, Reply)

as much as it pains me to say it
you are often one of the more amusing people on /talk

edit: which when viewed alongside BGB's comment just goes to show the general standard
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 14:47, Reply)

or this,
b3ta.com/talk/5930700
(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 14:47, Reply)

Ahaha!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 14:51, Reply)

I wouldn't change anything.
What's the point when everyone is a twat on here at one point or another?
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 14:44, Reply)

True.
Even I was a twat on here once.
( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 14:45, Reply)

I want to be a twat on here
Have I been yet?
( Peej, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 14:51, Reply)

*ponders*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 14:53, Reply)

I change my mind
when you act like a twat I'll click some sort of technical something and from then on it'll replace whatever you write with a compliment.

"That blouse is smashing!"
"Have you lost weight?"
"You simply must tell me who does your hair, I'm sooo jealous!"
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 14:54, Reply)

I'm smashing?
*blushes*
( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 14:55, Reply)

Like a bull in a china shop.

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 14:58, Reply)

I've never been a twat on here.
Or at least, I've never felt the need to apologise to anyone on here. Ever.
( Cawl, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 14:57, Reply)

You Twat!
*cries*
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 14:58, Reply)

There's no rush.
You have plenty of time.
( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 14:58, Reply)

I don't see why you would apologise.
You dreadful bastard.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 14:59, Reply)

That's how I roll.
Well, that or the pies. LOL FATTY!
*sighs*
( Cawl, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 15:06, Reply)

I'd like a pie right now
you'll never catch me saying it again, but, right now I'd really like one
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 15:16, Reply)

In charge, you say?
Hmm. I think I'd stop all of this 'B3ta as a replacement for Which?' for starters. I would then amalgamate /talk and /ot just so I could siot back and watch the indignant wobbling. And then I'd probably lose interest and just start baiting people.

Absolute power and all that.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 14:57, Reply)

I wholeheartedly endorse your first motion.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 14:59, Reply)

So you want to be a B3ta baiter?

( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 14:59, Reply)

No, I want to be a Master-B3ta.
LOL WANKING.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 15:03, Reply)

I'd send Psychochomp on a course
on how to start his own thread rather than pseudo-flaming others in replies.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 15:02, Reply)

I'd only allow this guy one new thread a day.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 15:03, Reply)

I wholeheartedly endorse this motion.
And also this one: *waggles*
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 15:03, Reply)

*motions*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 15:04, Reply)

Agreed.

( Cawl, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 15:05, Reply)

and yet
when I'm not here for a few hours, I come back and read "isn't it quiet on here?"

But your wish is my command. Not to keep you sweet, but as a wake up call that I really ought to go do something more productive ym.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 15:13, Reply)