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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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If you're really lucky
some woodland creatures will do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:46, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
haha I reckon something'd end up in there, alright

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:47, Reply)
They might flutter around gaily and pin your curtains back and stuff.
All to a floaty "ah-ah-ah" tune.
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:48, Reply)
I have no curtains :(
Only blinds, still, that shit would be SO CASH
*sigh*

I'd love to see something like that happen
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:52, Reply)
Shit would indeed be SO CASH.
I'd love a crack team of woodland creature interior designers to do something worthwhile with my bedroom at the moment...
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:55, Reply)
I've just read an arseload of shit (SO CASH) on wikipedia about faeries
I quite like the idea of the huldra
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:01, Reply)
*googles*
I want to be one of those. With the tail.
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:03, Reply)
The only creatures that ended up doing that to my old place were mosquitoes
And they were utterly rubbish at doing it.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:56, Reply)
cunt mosquitos
I hope you kicked them right out on their ear
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:01, Reply)
I didn't even kick them out
I just turned them inside out through their ear.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:16, Reply)
The bluebottles used to fly at my striplight in Switzerland
and then get caught inside the mesh and buzz themselves to death. Not nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:04, Reply)
Mosquitos certainly have a way with drapery

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:09, Reply)
They certainly do
Those blood-stains are a right bastard to clean.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:14, Reply)
even worse than the back-seat of a '64 Buick-6...
or so i'm told...
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:32, Reply)
You transport mosquitoes in your Buick?

(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:37, Reply)
The '64 Buick fat bastard
Was renowned for it's mosquito transportation capabilities.

Second only to the '72 Cadillac Nixonliar, I'd say...
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:42, Reply)
hoost tha jaarn on marra?
fettle like?
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:46, Reply)
Reet sharp Marra
How's tha?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:47, Reply)
*slips out of dialect*
fucked, mate.
meds.
stressing.
trying not to go "grrrrrr" so to speak...
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:01, Reply)
err...why yes, officer underpants!
that's right, errr live mosquitoes, yeah, live...
nothing dead in there...
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:44, Reply)
That's Superhero Underpants to you.
As long as you weren't heading towards any residential areas I won't arrest you for illicit mosquito transport.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:54, Reply)
what was the question?
i'm buggered mate!
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:12, Reply)

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