There probably is
You've moaned about this but you've not actually come clean and told us what your name actually is.

Tell us, and I'll probably be able to find a song and that'll be your life several ounces poorer.

EDIT - That was aimed at Maladicta. Male names in songs are rarer, largely because Bacharach and David were both straight.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:05, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

That's true - I haven't; I always just assume I've posted it at some point and then WTF when
I realise no one knows it. I be a Sophie.
( Maladicta, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:08, Reply)

Hey hey - look over there! At that thing!
Sorry - trying to distract you. Can't think of any Sophie songs.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:11, Reply)

I r winrar!

( Maladicta, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:16, Reply)

Before I told any b3tans my real name
somebody posted a QOTW answer where the main character had the same name as me (spelled the same way too). I had to do a double-take.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:34, Reply)