God, I could use some of that. Thanks.
He needs advice? Good lord, He doesn't deserve it if he needs to think about it.

I spent last night listening to my friend go on about amazing in bed her boyfriend is and how big his cock is. I hate smug girls too.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:43, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

*swigs*
He's just a bit nervous- only lost his V-plates about 2 weeks ago, only slept with one girl, his housemate knows the other girl in question from home and things could get awkward... So it's legitimate to worry!

I saw Past Pet yesterday. I still think he's hot, but we're trying to be self sufficient. I think I'm going to fail.

Pah! Boys. Good luck with yours.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:45, Reply)

Boys Rule!
Girls suck!

Tee hee, I said suck.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:48, Reply)

Ah, fair enough.
Good luck to him.

Is that the one above?

Thanks. *does a shot* I think I'll need it. He's gonna have to have a really good reason for this, otherwise I'm tempted to say fuck it anyway, even if it is only his first strike. According to his last girl, he was a brilliant boyfriend until one day he just couldn't be bothered any more for no reason.

In other news, I think I'm beginning to see my adorable best friend in a new light. Cock.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:50, Reply)

I'm confused about the guy having a threesome
is he unsure about how to approach it, or is it the people involved that worry him?

Also, men in their teens are really shit. Don't bother waiting, just get another one.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:52, Reply)

I think the former
He's pretty green, and is a bit o.O with everything.

And the capacity for AWKWARD with flatmate/othergirl is quite strong.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:56, Reply)

Espcially if he gets over excited and squirts as soon as they're naked

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:58, Reply)

I know this.
But do I learn? Do I fuck.

Oh well, Leeds in two weeks. :D
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:08, Reply)

No no no no, that's the Ex
I'm still a bit mad about him. In about every sense of the word!

Are you officially together? I'm a bit wtfing, he just suddenly ceases contact- for how long? Grah. How horrible. *looks into glass and swishes it round*
Oh and I just got burned by this boy. I offered to come and see him, and he was just like yeah whatever I don't care. I like you as a person! I'm uspet! You're meant to be NICE to me!

Is the new light cock? Oh dear. Best friends into boyfriends have not ended well for me. See picture above.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:55, Reply)

Best friend to relationship
I'm sure this only happens in films. Much better to meet someone, get in a relationship and then discover that in addition to being the person you want to bump uglies with for the rest of your life, they have also become the person you want to do everything with for the rest of your life.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:59, Reply)

Whats this pet like then?
Very much official. And so am I to be honest. No contact for four days now. (Edit: Actually, three weeks if you count my being on holiday) I haven't been leaving messages or clingy texts or anything, But I really want to know what the fuck's going on. Just rang now, phone's off. I'll try once more tonight, then that's it, ball's in his court.

What a dick! Doesn't deserve for you to make the effort.

Yep. I love him to bits and we're so alike its unreal. But I agree, friends into boyfriends is definitely a bad idea.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:06, Reply)

What?
Is this how girls normally communicate? That made no sense to me at all.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:07, Reply)

I'm not usually this bad,
But when I'm in a bad mood, long sentences are too much effort.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:13, Reply)