horns

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:40, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

STOP IT!
this is a perfectly serious thread and you're hijacking it with your pseudo-sexual innuendo type testosterone flexing on line flirting!

*cries*

*clicks om moneysavingexpert in the hope of sensible consooomer advice*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:42, Reply)

I didn't know that om moneysavingexpert did sensible consumer advice
I thought they only dealt in sacred coos
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:43, Reply)

Pedant!
Just for that I'm not going to change it.

*pokes tongue out*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:48, Reply)

Cuts tongue off and sells it dahn Camden Market

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:50, Reply)

that's only because you haven't worked out how to yet
isn't that right grandad!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:50, Reply)

I'LL SET MY FUCKING HAMSTER ON YOU!
You faux northerner you.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:54, Reply)

Well, I've never been so insulted in my life.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:56, Reply)

Southerner!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:57, Reply)

That's the last time I make you a pretty card

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:57, Reply)

You made me something?
Are you sure you're not going to turn up at the "if anyone here knows of any lawful impediment why these cunts should not be married" bit?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:00, Reply)

Oh woops
sorry I thought you were DG, I didnt' read your name properly.

I'll have to make you something now.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:01, Reply)

O YOU BASTARD.
I don't want your sympathy creations.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:02, Reply)

But I likes your pretty cardz
You give my missus massive chebs and everything!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:03, Reply)

Fucking hell, did he catch them from Al's mum?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:05, Reply)

CUNT
/Fail
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:57, Reply)

You haven't seen him.
He's got the biggest fucking pair of bollocks I've ever seen on a rodent.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:58, Reply)

Do they drag along the ground?
I had rats who did
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:03, Reply)

Pretty much
The more you handle him, the bigger they get until he's got his very own spacehopper.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:04, Reply)

hahahaha, have him castrated
Or PTS. I hate hamsters
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:08, Reply)

Aw no
He's lovely.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:11, Reply)

All hamsters are bastards. Trufact.
Especially if their name is Trevor or fluffy.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:16, Reply)

Ours is called Reg
and he'd bite your tits off!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:18, Reply)

Now there's a reason to adopt a fuzzy beast!
He sounds enchanting
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:22, Reply)