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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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YES!
Then run them over in my Honda Accord!
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:43, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
And fall over a dog

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:48, Reply)
OMG, I forgot to tell you. I DID FALL OVER A DOG TODAY.
It wasn't very exciting though. She was attached to a drip and she got too excited seeing me and tangled me up in the dripline. Silly rotty.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:49, Reply)
HA!

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:01, Reply)
Thanks
Really. Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:08, Reply)
Yes.
And then I shall give someone a paper cut with my visa.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:50, Reply)
I thought it was a Mastercard?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:54, Reply)
Fuck off
in the nicest possible way, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:00, Reply)
Them's fighting words

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:25, Reply)
And then catch gonorrhoea from Al's mum
All the cool kids have got it
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:48, Reply)
She gave *me* Dropsy.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:56, Reply)
Have your scales all protruded?
*Goldfish disease joke*
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:59, Reply)
I do have one prototusion.
But you don't want to see that.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:01, Reply)
POIDH

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:04, Reply)
It's just all that bacon in his sporran and his awesome socks.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:05, Reply)
My socks *are* awesome, you cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:07, Reply)
Your socks are purest comedy and I can't wait to see you in them again
I'll need Clendrix to help me with my pointy finger and hysterical cackle
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:09, Reply)
WHAT?
MY SOCKS ARE NOT COMEDY, THEY ARE HIGHEST FASHION!
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:10, Reply)
Falls over a dog

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:11, Reply)
gets australian visa.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:11, Reply)
*applies for Visa*

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:11, Reply)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:13, Reply)
JINX!

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:15, Reply)
Punch Buggy Yellow!
*gives dead arm*
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:16, Reply)
What?
That must be one of those homo-erotic middle class things.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:17, Reply)
Punch buggy BLOO
No returns
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:20, Reply)
That's what all us nice boys used to do
at our comprehensive.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:20, Reply)

comprehensive borstal.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:24, Reply)

borstal Jersey Care Home
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:26, Reply)
It's what us not so nice girls used to do at our catholic school

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:26, Reply)
No
you just used to shove crucifixes up your clunges and spin your heads around and swear at priests.

I've seen bits of The Exorcist.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:32, Reply)
Well among other things, sure
but we also did punch buggy [insert colour of choice here]
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:37, Reply)

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