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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you calling me a fucking gayer?
Or are you trying to entice a rather trollish cunt out of the woodwork?
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:47,
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16 years ago)
He's down the pub playing darts
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Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:48,
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With his slickback quifftastic debonair charms, I bet he's got the laydeeeez goading him on to score a bullseye
nudge nudge wink wink
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:51,
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rubs knees
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:51,
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Those aren't knees
that's a disgustingly distended pair of wrinkly clits.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:52,
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pfffft!
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:55,
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Damn straight. I'm so awesome I have DOUBLE CLITORIS'
or would it be clitori?
Not terribly bothered about the spelling, more that I have TWO WHOLE CLITORIS' and i'm too tired to use them right now
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:56,
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No I'm not!
I'm here wrestling with a hamster.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:52,
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You've not got it stuck up there again have you?
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Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:53,
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Yeah
But YM managed to get it back out again with one of her discarded breast pumps and a large vat of KY jelly.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:57,
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