Wow it is dead here today
I have boobs and I'm jumping up and down naked.

That has to warrant more than 7 replies shureley?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 21:01, 34 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'll give you one.

( thealternativefact, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 21:02, Reply)

I suppose I could too
Leers
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 21:25, Reply)

Most generous of you
dear Becky.

How's trix?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 21:25, Reply)

You're pushing it with 8 replies now ,)
Good thanks, I made chilli cheese scones after sampling more of Clendrix's yesterday. They took forever to make as I never bake anymore and there wasn't enough chilli, but they're not bad! Also did you see, I SAW PAUL MCGANN LAST NIGHT. I was very excited!

How's you and your nekkid self?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 21:29, Reply)

hmm those scones are awesome!!
I didn't see that but I see you're very excited! Also I had to google him. Recognised his face but didn't associate the name!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 21:32, Reply)

Mine are less awesome, but it was the first time I'd ever tried to make such a thing
Oh I had the biggest crush on him when I was about 15 when I first saw Withnail and I. He still looked pretty good last night, just older and a bit greyer.

Would.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 21:36, Reply)

You mean
you didn't jump him in an alley? Disappointing
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 21:41, Reply)

Ha no. He was getting off the tube as I was waiting to get on.
but he smiled at me as I grinned like a loon, looked a bit bemused and went on his way.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 21:43, Reply)

Pics
OIDH
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 21:03, Reply)

If I take pics of
myself jumping up and down they will be blurry.

Also - CLENDRIIIIIIIIIIIIX! I love you so much :D
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 21:03, Reply)

:D

( thealternativefact, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 21:05, Reply)

The biggest joy in being a women is having my own boobies.
I just wish I had a bit less boob to be joyful about.

Edit - but badgers boobs are awfully nice though.
( girlinthehole, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 22:23, Reply)

Doesn't the joy
wear thin after a while? Just in terms of features and functionality the penis is way ahead.
( monkeybananaraffle, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 22:36, Reply)

No
I will never get bored with having boobies.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sun 16 Aug 2009, 23:35, Reply)

Your boobs
are most delightful as well Ms Blouse
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 22:53, Reply)

Not only are your norks truly splendid,
your motorboating skillz exceed V's :o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 23:53, Reply)

Regarding functionality
Boobs can't get you pregnant, which I think is a marvellous safety feature.
Also, I don't think I know anyone who's ever wanted to bury their face in a penis and go *numnumnumnumnum*
Also too, boobs look WAY better (and I wrote it in CAPS so it must be TRUE) when they jiggle up and down. Penii simply look silly.

IMHO :-)
(Biscuit Burlesque wants to be Dita von Teas, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 23:19, Reply)

^ YES

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 23:51, Reply)

Did somebody mention boobs?
My missus is a DD you know.

*prouds*

*nips off to bathroom*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 16 Aug 2009, 23:40, Reply)

I'm an F
with a 40 in front. La Senza do not stock my size, thebastards.

*didn't want to buy their stoopid bras anyway*
*flounces of to Bravissimo*
(Biscuit Burlesque wants to be Dita von Teas, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 23:46, Reply)

*sings*
"We love Bravissimo, best of all the booby shops."
may be slightly out of tune
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 23:50, Reply)

*JIGGLES*
IN DD CAPS LOCK.
Bugger Paul McGann, I did not buy Steve Harmison a pint last night. Nor did he want pork scratchings, chicken itchings, doggy scabs........
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 23:48, Reply)