I still don't understand how she sold any CDs though
She wasn't good at all so no-one in their right mind would want to listen to her, but she wasn't attractive at all either so I can't see anyone buying her stuff to get in her pants...
Maybe they were buying it to use as a torture weapon
( Mellicious is made of candy, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:25, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You reckon the CIA play it to people
'til they admit to being terrorists?
( Cawl, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:26, Reply)

she
was selling CDs?! the only possible use for such things would be to crush wasps (with the box) or decapitate wasps (with the CD).

did anyone put out her on-fire sex, do you know?

(I still have that FUCKING song going round my head, it is NOT GOOD).
( ascorbate, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:31, Reply)

You can't kill the wasps with her CDs
I'd rather be stung to death than have to listen to her again.
I also hope that her sex fire engulfed the rest of her and left her a pile of badly-dressed ash.
( Mellicious is made of candy, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:34, Reply)

bah
I'd had this song in my head all last night and this morning after a michael mcintyre bit where he is phoning up emergency services and saying "oooooooh, my sex is on fire!"

just about got rid of it, and then BAM, you've got it right back in my head.

Still, at least it's not rhinestone cowboy. the worst earworm ever!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:48, Reply)

riding out on a horse
at a star spangled rodeo!
(Bazongaloid, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:53, Reply)

I'm putting you on ignore

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:54, Reply)

YES!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:56, Reply)

Rhinestone cowboy
Gettin' cards and letters from people I don't even know
And offers comin' over the phone
( Cawl, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:57, Reply)

and you

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:59, Reply)

Well, I really don't mind the rain
And a smile can hide all the pain
But you're down when you're ridin' the train that's takin' the long way
And I dream of the things I'll do
With a subway token and a dollar tucked inside my shoe
There'll be a load of compromisin'
On the road to my horizon
But I'm gonna be where the lights are shinin' on me
( Cawl, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 15:00, Reply)

nope
the tune from the fairy liquid adverts is my current worst earworm - had it going round my head for 3 days last week. then the sex is on fire one, but admittedly, it was better when sung by michael mcintyre - this woman was tone deaf and sang REALLY slowly, just in case we weren't totally convinced of her tonedeafness.

bugger, it's back in my head now. as sung by HER.
( ascorbate, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 14:57, Reply)

Dear god she needed a fucking slap
She hurt my ears, the tone deaf cunt.

Was lovely meeting you Vit C and I'm sorry for calling you Dora, it's DiT's fault. I also met no fat and grumpy bitch, just an intelligent one with a distaste for American politicians. Fine in my book :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 19:05, Reply)