bastard
I have seen Metallica twice this year though, so I can't complain too much.

I learnt to play Thunderstruck on the guitar years ago from my brother's midi ringtone
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 15:27, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Motorhead with The Damned
in November, and I'm going to ZZ Top soon as well. Never seen Metallica (not quite my scene) but my brother saw them at Wembley and was absolutely blown away by their skills.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 15:34, Reply)

Stop Gig stalking me!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 15:54, Reply)

Ha!
You're a Tayyab's man as well aren't you?

Are you me? Are we schizophrenic?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 16:05, Reply)

I'm getting really paranoid now!
Do I know you IRL?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 16:11, Reply)

I don't think so mate
The only Geordie I know is BRIAN JOHNSON.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 16:23, Reply)

Al isn't a real Geordie.
Fact.
( Cawl, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 16:25, Reply)

I don't really know Brian Johnson
DOUBLE FACT
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 16:27, Reply)

I'm naked RIGHT NOW.
TRIPLE FACT.
( Cawl, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 16:37, Reply)

I'm getting a trifle scared now
OCTO-FACT

Though your micro-penis looks like it could do with a wash.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 16:40, Reply)

Nah, that's a mole.
Little to the left.
( Cawl, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 16:42, Reply)

The shadow cast by the mole
is making it a little hard to see, old boy.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 16:55, Reply)