Promise yourself that one day, you'll write a book about Tube-ARGH!s.
Write about your experiences and compile a list of fantasies about what you'd like to do to people who annoy you on the tube.

Even if you never get round to doing it, if you pretend that you will, you can see each annoyance as more material for your book.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 20:39, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I'd only write a book that I was interested in reading myself.
My tube rants are hardly scintillating reading material.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:15, Reply)