No matter what you may believe, reading the London paper as you walk along a crowded train station
COMPLETELY FUCKING OBLIVIOUS to everyone else who's trying to get past you does NOT score you cool points. To the guy who coughed on you as he walked past this stupid fucking cunt...I salute you.

Evening cunts. Anyone else feeling stabby tonight?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 19:07, 9 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

yep,
but I fractured my shoulder on friday so I couldn't stab anyone if I tried.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 19:22, Reply)

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 19:27, Reply)

It's very painful.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 19:30, Reply)

today
i had an emergency appointment to sort out what feels like an exposed nerve in my tooth. i bless you miss sexy dentist.

so i creep from my dungeon and scamper towards the station. psyched for the needle, the drill and the credit card rape. on entering the station i am confronted by the fact that all the trains to where i want to go to, are cancelled. they have been like for 2 hours and they still have nothing in place to get paying travellers to where they need to be.

i then half heartedly launch a 'the customer is always right' style attack on the duty manager, but my heart isn't in it and I depart, leaving a worried mother to continue where i left off.

but what is it with these rail CUNTS. i pay, every month for my fucking zonecard, the prices creep up as the level of service droops down. there were no apologies, no urgency to help cunted off commuters, just an attitude of 'SO FUCK'

it would be like walking into the chinese takeaway, ordering your fancy meal, paying for it, waiting for a bit, then the woman comes out and says....

"sorry mate, but your meal has been cancelled, now fuck off"

"aye right misses, get me my FUCKING CHOW MEIN AND CHIPS, or i will throat chop you into next FUCKING WEEK...
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MOVE, CUNT"
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 19:46, Reply)

Promise yourself that one day, you'll write a book about Tube-ARGH!s.
Write about your experiences and compile a list of fantasies about what you'd like to do to people who annoy you on the tube.

Even if you never get round to doing it, if you pretend that you will, you can see each annoyance as more material for your book.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 20:39, Reply)

I'd only write a book that I was interested in reading myself.
My tube rants are hardly scintillating reading material.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:15, Reply)

people on teh tube
are good at standing to one side on escalators.

Why can't people on escalators in shopping centres do the same instead of standing still like total spackers...

Even if you can't physically co-ordinate *walking* up moving stairs; please please please don't just fucking stop, still like a frozen erect ice lolly shaped cunt that you are when you reach the top. Why not try moving away from the landing point before you stop like a dribbling mong to decide which one of Mamon's temples you wish to worship in first?
(CheatingRabbit, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 21:04, Reply)

I KNOW!1!!!!
Not that they're that great at choosing a side to stand on at the stations I use, but they usually have the courtesy to move over when I'm walking up or down.

Standing in a group of four and pointing in all different directions at the exit point of an escalator will not endear you to the people trying to move around you.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:13, Reply)

that reminds me of a song my housemate loved for a while
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGZ9lYHj5Bk
(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:27, Reply)