Check it
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/8206280.stm

I particularly like the fact that the Professor has a ? as part of his surname.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 11:52, 22 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

This is funnier:
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/somerset/8206661.stm
( Cawl, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 11:57, Reply)

Kaol, that's awful
I think I've herd enough...
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:04, Reply)

he should have mooved out the way quicker

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:05, Reply)

I'm not sure that story is accurate
It sounds like a load of bull
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:07, Reply)

I liked it.
Gave me the horn.
( Cawl, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:09, Reply)

you guys are really milking this aren't you?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:12, Reply)

I think we should stop now
We're really milking it now
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:12, Reply)

I hate you both.
We're really skimmed the cream of these puns.
( Cawl, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:14, Reply)

They're starting to get really bad.
Lets pick up the quality. No calf-arsed puns.
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:15, Reply)

I think we should Steer away from this subject

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:31, Reply)

Damn! Ninja'd!
Er.

Need an udder joke.
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:14, Reply)

quite glad I got in there beefore you

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:15, Reply)

He needed bovine intervention

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:28, Reply)

^ this wins
.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:37, Reply)

Is there any Fresian for this shananigans?
I don't quite get it?
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:29, Reply)

do you heffer feel like this place is just getting silly?

( Peej, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:33, Reply)

I wonder if he got a pat on the back for his efforts.

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 14:38, Reply)

I liked his reasoning
- it's there in order to distinguish him from Robert Smith of The Cure. Because simply *not* being Robert Smith from The Cure isn't distinguishing enough?
(berk, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:16, Reply)

maybe he has big hair, wears lip stick and baggy jumpers
or maybe he turns into a giant moth
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:17, Reply)

Berk, that's a fair point.
However I can't help but feel hurt you've not joined in with our pun-a-thon.

Join in or moove on.
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:17, Reply)

I would like to hear the Iraqi Information Minister's opinion on this.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:39, Reply)

There are no Fresian infidels in Somerset. Never!
They're coming to surrender or be burned in their fields.
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:08, Reply)