HR typo faux pas - this JUST happened
Oh no...

My HR manager just dropped by to ask me if I could email her copies of her P60 forms. Far from being a heartless droid, she's always very chatty and personable.

Not for much longer I fear...

"No problem, I'll just sort it while you're stood here", I swung my screen round to make sure she could verify the details.

I made the fatal mistake of typing her email address while maintaining eye-contact.

Her name is 'Cynthia'.

I typed the fourth letter before realising my typographical mistake.

Whoops-a-fucking-daisy.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 18 Aug 2009, 16:43, 8 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Hahaha!
What did she do?
( Cawl, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 16:45, Reply)

I'm to stupid to even attempt to understand that.
/ac
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 16:47, Reply)

He's saying he wanted to buy her a sofa.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 16:48, Reply)

He tried to type on the keyboard
But fingered her butt-hole instead...
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 16:49, Reply)

and then
he fingered his own stinkhole, so she wouldn't be frightened.


ir didn't work
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 17:01, Reply)

Oh fuck her, she's HR. Try doing a useful job Cunthia
"leaving interview"? Here's my leaving interview...*smears shit in her face*

I must apologise, i'm having one of those days and I would kill for a cool pint of beer
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 16:49, Reply)

don't smear it
fling it, like this chap did...

www.japantoday.com/category/crime/view/osaka-construction-worker-arrested-for-throwing-feces-at-female-passersby
(knackerz is skinning up, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 6:54, Reply)

Forever Cunthia
My cousin Cindy got some snail mail addressed that way years ago (circa 1966)and her 2 brothers have never forgotten. Every single piece of mail she gets from them: Christmas card, birthday letter, party invite is addressed to "CUNTHIA Dobson".
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 19:02, Reply)