Morning sex
but only after you've got up, had a wee and brushed your teeth, and gotten back in to bed for snuggling purposes. Sadly my other half prefers evening sex, so is often found looking folornly between my snoring form and his wilting semi when he comes to bed half an hour after I do.
(berk, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:54, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I think I'd been thinking you were a bloke
not entirely sure why
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:57, Reply)

Still could be!

( Cawl, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:58, Reply)

Well we convinced Pyschochomp he was a girl so maybe we can convince berk she's a boy.

( girlinthehole, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:59, Reply)

Poor, old-fashioned BGB,
It's not just women who have sex with men :p
( Cawl, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:00, Reply)

Pfft!
I am aware of the posibility that berk may be a homosexual but having checked her profile, I know she is of the female persuasion.
( girlinthehole, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:06, Reply)

Still could be!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:01, Reply)

this is true
but I checked some of the other posts to see. not conclusive still, but leads me to believe that they are in fact a lady.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:03, Reply)

10
out of 10, indeed I am. I'm sure I've mentioned my ladyparts in the Public Nudity and Festivals QOTWs.
I'm not sure whether to worry that I come across as a bloke, though...
(berk, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:14, Reply)

I think it was the name rather than how you act/talk
you don't have anything to worry about I think
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:17, Reply)

Did you also think she lived under the trap-door?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:20, Reply)

nope, above it
and was under instruction not to open it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:21, Reply)

*shakes fist at weed-addled memory*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:23, Reply)