Consultancy
I've been approached regarding some consultancy work (Excel VBA programming) however I'm not all that sure of how this kind of thing typically works. I've had a look about to get a feel for what the going rate is for the sort of work I'll be doing but what about things like contract terms, travelling expenses, deadlines (and overrunning them), giving estimates and agreeing specifications for the work?

Alternatively, what's your favourite time of day to shag? No points for shag o'clock.
( Captain V, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:17, 40 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I like morning sex.
Sex in the afternoon's quite nice too. Evening sex is cool. Night sex is pretty sweet.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:21, Reply)

morning sex is probably my favourite
but it's good the rest of the time as well.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:22, Reply)

I might have to drive to Cornwall and back on Saturday.
I don't even have a car!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:25, Reply)

how are you going to manage that then?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:31, Reply)

Hire, probably.
Pissing off daughter's mother is probably going to prove quite expensive. I wasn't even trying, either!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:34, Reply)

what have you done?
if you are passing exeter and want a cuppa then let me know. not sure what I'm up to on saturday yet
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:35, Reply)

I may just.
Well, I don't trust anything she says, so I checked some things with her fella and she found out. Now she's refusing to go and collect daughter from her parents, as has been arranged for the past fortnight.

I told her straight though - she's an ok mum but she's never given me a reason to trust the words that come out of her mouth. Not sure she liked that too much.

I'll give you a shout if I end up coming down.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:39, Reply)

well, I will either be recording music, surfing or sat at home doing nothing
so you have a 33% chance of catching me at home.

she sounds like a pain in the arse. you seem to be dealing with it very well though.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:51, Reply)

She is, and I am.
I've never been this assertive with her. It felt bloody brilliant! :)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:53, Reply)

No idea.
But I've always liked the idea of sleepy morning fumbles.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:23, Reply)

Sleepy morning sex is ace.

( girlinthehole, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:23, Reply)

What it is with the sleepy mornings
No, feeling a bit sweaty and stinky, smelly breath, needing a wee.

No no, cheeky afternoon sex is the way to go.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:36, Reply)

unfortunately that is an opinion my gf shares
which means I don't often get the morning sex.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:37, Reply)

HAHAHAHA!
Not so smug now, ARE YOU?
( Cawl, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:44, Reply)

guess not
listened to that stuff yet?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:49, Reply)

No...
Had an emergency last night.
Van accident at work, various excitements.
( Cawl, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:58, Reply)

exciting times

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:02, Reply)

Not really.
Do you have any idea how much paperwork this involves?
( Cawl, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:03, Reply)

fortunately no, I don't
I'm assuming it's a lot.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:04, Reply)

*nods*

( Cawl, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:10, Reply)

paperwork sucks
gets in the way of real work
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:21, Reply)

real work
Internetting
( Cawl, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:27, Reply)

precisely

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:28, Reply)

Yes but if you both are sweaty, stinky with smelly breath and a full bladder then it doesn't matter.
Grrrr! dirty, sweaty stinky sex FTW!
( girlinthehole, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:54, Reply)

Morning sex
but only after you've got up, had a wee and brushed your teeth, and gotten back in to bed for snuggling purposes. Sadly my other half prefers evening sex, so is often found looking folornly between my snoring form and his wilting semi when he comes to bed half an hour after I do.
(berk, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:54, Reply)

I think I'd been thinking you were a bloke
not entirely sure why
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:57, Reply)

Still could be!

( Cawl, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:58, Reply)

Well we convinced Pyschochomp he was a girl so maybe we can convince berk she's a boy.

( girlinthehole, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:59, Reply)

Poor, old-fashioned BGB,
It's not just women who have sex with men :p
( Cawl, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:00, Reply)

Pfft!
I am aware of the posibility that berk may be a homosexual but having checked her profile, I know she is of the female persuasion.
( girlinthehole, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:06, Reply)

Still could be!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:01, Reply)

this is true
but I checked some of the other posts to see. not conclusive still, but leads me to believe that they are in fact a lady.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:03, Reply)

10
out of 10, indeed I am. I'm sure I've mentioned my ladyparts in the Public Nudity and Festivals QOTWs.
I'm not sure whether to worry that I come across as a bloke, though...
(berk, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:14, Reply)

I think it was the name rather than how you act/talk
you don't have anything to worry about I think
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:17, Reply)

Did you also think she lived under the trap-door?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:20, Reply)

nope, above it
and was under instruction not to open it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:21, Reply)

*shakes fist at weed-addled memory*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:23, Reply)

Doesn't have to be sleepy just because it's in the morning
It can be just as furious at 7am as it can at midnight.
The morning always brings fresh wood.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:35, Reply)

Sexy tiem just before work
is all of the win. Sets you up for the day.
( Maladicta, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 12:11, Reply)