will you miss
teh spunk?

is there a synthetic lesbian alternative?
or can 'squirting' be taught?

and while i'm here, just what is it that a woman 'squirts' out of their fannies anyway?
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:36, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Babies.

( Cawl, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:36, Reply)

well,
last night i saw some german lady squirt some very watery looking babies out of her fanny onto a glass coffee table

she looked pretty pleased as did what i can only assume was the midwife, who helped the babies out with her tongue and a dildo.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:43, Reply)

Ah, LBS.
Liquid Baby Syndrome.
One in every 692 babies suddenly becomes liquid upon contact with the air. Rather distressing for the family.
( Cawl, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:47, Reply)

How terrible!
Is there a charity for such things?
( Maladicta, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:47, Reply)

I'm sure Al would like to donate...............something.

( girlinthehole, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:52, Reply)

Yes.
All Cheques payable to:
Kaol Black LBS Fund.
Essex.
( Cawl, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:54, Reply)