Noooooo!
Just one of the pads, pale and pinky!!
I think it's a lovely description. They're my fave kind of nipples. They stick out like footy studs, but they're small and pale pink.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:00, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I made the mistake of asking
My girlfriend what happens if you touch the pad bit on a cat's foot.
"Oh, nothing."
"Ah..." I thought.
*poke*
Then I got sliced, and bled a fair bit.
Cat's don't like it.
( Cawl, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:03, Reply)

Some cats like you to squidge the tip of your finger in the furry bit between the pads.
But some cats hate it and retaliate violently.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:04, Reply)

Like this?

( Maladicta, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:06, Reply)

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh
*falls over from fluff overload*
I have a pic of ma cat holdin ma finga lak dat.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:07, Reply)

It's not my photo, sadly.
I googled "cats paw and finger" since I mislaid the one I used to have that my ex sent me...
( Maladicta, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:10, Reply)

Link it next time,
Or I'll get in a mood.
( Cawl, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:11, Reply)

Sowwy :(

( Maladicta, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:24, Reply)

You will be.

( Cawl, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:27, Reply)

*meep*

( Maladicta, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:37, Reply)

I'm not very good with cats.
I'll stick with my rats.
They don't mind what bit of 'em you poke.
Even the balls. Trufax.
( Cawl, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:06, Reply)

Rats are lovely.
The way they wash their little faces... don't understand why people don't like them!
( Maladicta, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:38, Reply)

Yeah.
We've got two. My one steals things. Stupid things that it can't do anything with. Like pennies. *rolls eyes*
And then it makes you trade them with it for bits of food.
( Cawl, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:39, Reply)

I had a boyfriend with a rat
I was jealous because it was like my hamster but more willing to cuddle.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:50, Reply)

Rats are awesome,
Best of all the mammal-pets.
( Cawl, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:55, Reply)

That said,
I'd love a pet bear.
( Cawl, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:55, Reply)

so it is using money for its proper purpose
sounds pretty clever to me
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:58, Reply)

You see it SOUNDS clever.
But the same rat nearly choked to death trying to carry too many peanuts in it's greedy mouth.
( Cawl, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:04, Reply)

c'mon
we've all done that
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:08, Reply)

...

( Cawl, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:10, Reply)

*guffaws*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:12, Reply)

No. No they do not.
I think there's only about 5% of a cat that you can feasibly touch without it going for you, and that's its ears.
( Maladicta, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:04, Reply)

I disagree with this. Online
I have owned a number of cats and several of them liked have their paws tickled.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:06, Reply)

I have owned a bad-tempered cat
who would go for you if you petted her anywhere she didn't like. And this changed daily. Sometimes twice, if she was feeling especially mean...
( Maladicta, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:08, Reply)

You're forgetting the 'chin-piece' and the whisker holes
Stroking the whisker holes makes them pull a silly face like Mowgli when he sees a girl.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:07, Reply)

The chin-piece is nice too
because you can feel the purr through it!
( Maladicta, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:09, Reply)

Can I just share the fact that I regularly utter the request
"Come 'ere and giz your chin-piece, small-face!"
to my cat.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:12, Reply)

That's awesome.
My mother regularly uses "pussy" completely unironically when talking to her visiting cats, and I have to be restrained from having full-on hysterics...
( Maladicta, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:24, Reply)

What you don't realise,
Is that when you're not there, she has sex with them :(
( Cawl, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:29, Reply)

Well, if it's that or have sex with my father
I don't blame her!
( Maladicta, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:33, Reply)