"I have a cunning plan..."

( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 24 Aug 2009, 18:36, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

You have a woman's legs, my lord...

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 18:38, Reply)

Two things you must know about the wise woman...
first... she is wise!
second ...
- She's a woman?
( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 18:42, Reply)

we're not at home
to Mr Cock-up.

Perhaps something you should mention to your colleagues so you don't have to clean up any horrible messes they've made in your absence...?
(berk, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 18:50, Reply)

That is a cunning plan.
So cunning you could brush your teeth with it.
( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 18:50, Reply)

Pffft
You wouldn't recognize a cunning plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked on top of a harpsichord singing 'Cunning plans are here again!'

not really...but tis a good Blackadder themed comeback...
(berk, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 18:59, Reply)

Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words "I have a cunning plan" marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?

( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 19:01, Reply)