Today has been shit.
Cheer me up, preferably through the medium of describing the poster before you in Blackadder quotes and only Blackadder quotes?

Or even just Blackadder quotes. I'm easy.
( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 18:09, 27 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

"sssssssss..."
roffle
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 18:20, Reply)

"Still worshipping God? Last I heard, he'd started worshipping me!"

( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 18:25, Reply)

my boss just said he thought french was english
lofflemyehoh
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 18:30, Reply)

*pffft*
Mine has decided we will all go to the beach in a classic bus, and yet he doesn't think me going "*pfffft* like Summer Holiday" is accurate or funny!
( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 18:32, Reply)

I just got back from the beach, twas lovely
I'm ready to go back, my friends are already planning a trip for the end of september.
My bff met a guy there who fell completely head over heels for her. As he left her hotel room our last night she heard him softly whisper "I love you..."
lololol
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 18:36, Reply)

I've had a really shit day; wall-to-wall work and crap after 3 days off.
Trying to think ahead to Paris and failing miserably.
( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 18:42, Reply)

guh
if I were you nothing would be raining on my parade
try making some confetti, write "Paris!" on each piece and toss it at anyone that comes near your desk
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 18:45, Reply)

You'd think so, wouldn't you?
My mood crashed when I got up this morning, and no amount of sending emails to my colleagues saying "when I am ON HOLIDAY you will need to do this" makes it better :( fail.
( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 18:46, Reply)

MAKE
CONFETTI !

throw yourself a going away party, that would be fun
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 18:48, Reply)

I think I will; I have enough access to post-it notes after all
so some of them will say "London to Paris in 2h20" in very small letters as well... they already know I'm excited, so me by Friday afternoon is going to be special in every way...
( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 18:50, Reply)

See the little goblin
See his little feet, look at his little nosey wose, isn't the goblin sweet!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 18:27, Reply)

First I'm going to have a little drinkie
and then I'm going to execute the whole bally lot of you!
( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 18:28, Reply)

She's got a tongue like an electric eel...
And she likes the taste of a man's tonsils.
( Stu71 ....bad money dies, I love the scene, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 18:30, Reply)

Nursie!
I like it firm and fruity!
( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 18:32, Reply)

"I have a cunning plan..."

( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 24 Aug 2009, 18:36, Reply)

You have a woman's legs, my lord...

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 18:38, Reply)

Two things you must know about the wise woman...
first... she is wise!
second ...
- She's a woman?
( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 18:42, Reply)

we're not at home
to Mr Cock-up.

Perhaps something you should mention to your colleagues so you don't have to clean up any horrible messes they've made in your absence...?
(berk, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 18:50, Reply)

That is a cunning plan.
So cunning you could brush your teeth with it.
( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 18:50, Reply)

Pffft
You wouldn't recognize a cunning plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked on top of a harpsichord singing 'Cunning plans are here again!'

not really...but tis a good Blackadder themed comeback...
(berk, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 18:59, Reply)

Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words "I have a cunning plan" marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?

( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 19:01, Reply)

She drags me half way across London
to play the worst practical joke since Cardinal Wolsey got his knob out at Hampton Court, and stood at the end of the passage pretending to be a door!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 24 Aug 2009, 19:03, Reply)

Only this morning in the courtyard I saw a horse with two heads and two bodies!

( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 19:04, Reply)

Wibble

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 21:24, Reply)

Beep

( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 21:35, Reply)

If i may be so bold
as to offer the gentleman my most humble, contrafibularities.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 0:19, Reply)

Blood! Death! War!
Rumpy pumpy! Triumph!
(Biscuit Burlesque wants to be Dita von Teas, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 11:38, Reply)