If you didn't have enough time and you run around fast enough
you can approach the speed of light and the rays of light from your blue arse will be red-shifted so it would look like you're a red-arsed fly. That, and approaching the speed of light would cause time-dilation and slow down time for you.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 19:25, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I certainly need more hours in the day
and, conversely, less of them, so that it's Friday sooner.
( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 19:26, Reply)

Busy?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 19:28, Reply)

Shockingly so.
Had three days off last week, so my inbox had erupted with useful and useless stuff, and the usual slew of moany customers. Plus I'm broke, so as opposed to a 25-minute bus trip, I had a 35-minute walk to and from work.
( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 19:29, Reply)

more month than money?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 19:34, Reply)

more hours than less hours
or is that the other way round?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 19:36, Reply)

My head hurts.
I'm not sure either... think it's less than more.
( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 19:41, Reply)

i was implying that money runs out before the end of the month

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 19:42, Reply)

It's worse
when your rent goes out in the middle of the month!
( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 19:45, Reply)

Tell me about it
My rent is due a few days before my salary. I pay by cheque. Often, my landlady took so long to cash the cheque that the money went out after payday, but sometimes, it would be out before. Was never sure how much money I'd have at the end of the month. But fortunately, the end of my post-new-job-spending-spree put an end to my financial uncertainties.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 19:55, Reply)

I get paid every 28 days.
And somehow, it never quite makes it to the end of the month.
( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 20:02, Reply)

Pretty much, and not good considering I'm in Paris this weekend.

( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 19:40, Reply)