On that note
I just skyped my better half to see if they think bacon earrings for post sex snacks are a good idea.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 19:33, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Depends if the bacons are well done.

( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 19:34, Reply)

They are well done and in tasty bread rolls

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 19:35, Reply)

Would that not be stretchy for the earlobes?

( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 19:45, Reply)

It needs some work i'll admit

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 19:51, Reply)

Perhaps small plates on the shoulders?

( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 19:52, Reply)

I knew 80's sholder pads were before their time

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 19:58, Reply)

There must be a way of building up earlobe strength.

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 19:59, Reply)

Big dangly earrings
FTW!
( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 20:03, Reply)

But would the stretched earlobes lose their strength?

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 20:16, Reply)

Sadly, it's entirely possible :(
This is why you need to wear ones that weigh nothing, too, like my feather ones.
( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 20:23, Reply)

I wonder if
it's possible to exercise the earlobes in such a way as to build up their strength.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 20:40, Reply)

I'd go with a cigarette and sleep
wtf are bacon earrings?
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 19:36, Reply)

earings made of tasty bacon
BTW post sex fags FTW
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 19:37, Reply)

earings?
what?
WHAT?!
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 19:39, Reply)

thats right!
bacon for your ears!
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 19:43, Reply)

I don't smoke
but I'm partial to some post-coitus bacon.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 19:45, Reply)

it is always an appropriate time for bacon
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 19:53, Reply)

.
post-coitus bacon
pre-coitus bacon
during-coitus bacon
bacon
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 20:43, Reply)

what?
no
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 19:53, Reply)

Bacon flavoured earlobes
would encourage me to spend more time nibbling the ear.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 19:37, Reply)

The absence of bacon flavored ears and the presence of big brother
proves there is no god
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 19:38, Reply)

^ This
My colleagues looked at me in a most bemused way today when I said "oh, is that even still on?"
( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 19:45, Reply)

Are your colleauges a bit spesh?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 19:54, Reply)

The ones who bang on about Big Brother bemuse me
since it lost its charm for me immediately it was invented.
( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 19:54, Reply)

click
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 20:01, Reply)

Same here
Sometimes, I think reality TV is just a cost-cutting measure - you don't have to pay the actors.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 20:05, Reply)

Yay, I maded a funneh!
Seriously though, it's pointless. Like all reality TV. One of my less entertaining Facebook friends jumped on my back for slagging off X Factor "how can you say such ghastly things, X Factor is my life!" - er, then you need a better one...
( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 20:06, Reply)

Can you facebook some one a .GIF of a suicide pill?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 20:08, Reply)

No, more's the pity. She pisses me off a bit anyway, not least
in giving me the world's worst nickname.
( Maladicta, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 20:12, Reply)