Morning, you mongs.
I would just lie in the boat and wait to die. I'm too lazy to do anything else.
But if the person I was with tried to kill me, I'd feed his fucking nuts to the fish.
( thealternativefact, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:25, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

If I was the other person
I would just lie down next to you and give you big hugs.
( Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:30, Reply)

GAY
Get your backside to Monkeysex Hell, immediately.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:31, Reply)

What the fuck are you doing back here?

( Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:33, Reply)

I've come to repopulate the board
with faeces and bilge

EDIT and attention seeking
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:33, Reply)

and photos of your cock?

( Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:34, Reply)

I don't do requests, homo

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:34, Reply)

It wasn't a request
more a statement of tired resignation that you probably will regardless of what we think.
( Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:35, Reply)

Hitlercock was a one-off
If I can come up with something original my penis could make a return, but that's not likely.

Me, original? Pah!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:36, Reply)

Originality and you
go together like Hitler and synagogues.
( Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:37, Reply)

synagogues Eva Braun
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:38, Reply)

Right. Who's stolen Al's account?
Hmm?
( thealternativefact, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:32, Reply)

And then once you're all relaxed and sleepy
I'll start bumming you.
( Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:36, Reply)

+ in the eyes

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:38, Reply)

The sound of the ocean, relaxed and sleepy, being bummed...
this is quite the way to go.
( thealternativefact, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:41, Reply)