Whoa...
Like a fucking graveyard here.
I reckon there's more excitement in a funeral home.
Well, certainly more sexy potential.

Right, Question-Time.

You're stuck in a boat with another person. A tiny little boat.
You've got a solar-still for making sea water into drinkable water.
You've got a fishing line, but no bait. What do you do?
( Cawl, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:05, 25 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Make a lure out of something shiny
then get bored and kill my companion for shits n giggles
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:12, Reply)

Graveyard, Kaol?
I'd trust you on that. You DO seem to spend a lot of your time hanging around in them, waiting for innocent necks to suck...

Probably cut bits of ourselves off, unnecessary bit by bit, for use as bait. Unless we can use part of the fish we catch as bait. Maybe cut of something unnecessary (like the tip of a finger, or a toe) and just use the leftover fish as bait.
Drink water.
Lose lots of weight.
Bleed to death from wounds to toe.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:12, Reply)

Y'see,
I don't like fish, so I'd just kill the other person, eat what I could, and make person-jerky out of the rest.
( Cawl, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:14, Reply)

See I'd do this
but I'm mainly vegetarian. so would be pretty desperate to get to that point.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:19, Reply)

May as well make snares or a net if you ain't got hooks. What were you planning on doing - choking them on bits of thigh?
(XmanX captain upsetter hahahahaha, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:20, Reply)

would you say that
it's quieter than a crypt full of mimes?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:21, Reply)

Morning, you mongs.
I would just lie in the boat and wait to die. I'm too lazy to do anything else.
But if the person I was with tried to kill me, I'd feed his fucking nuts to the fish.
( thealternativefact, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:25, Reply)

If I was the other person
I would just lie down next to you and give you big hugs.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:30, Reply)

GAY
Get your backside to Monkeysex Hell, immediately.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:31, Reply)

What the fuck are you doing back here?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:33, Reply)

I've come to repopulate the board
with faeces and bilge

EDIT and attention seeking
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:33, Reply)

and photos of your cock?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:34, Reply)

I don't do requests, homo

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:34, Reply)

It wasn't a request
more a statement of tired resignation that you probably will regardless of what we think.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:35, Reply)

Hitlercock was a one-off
If I can come up with something original my penis could make a return, but that's not likely.

Me, original? Pah!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:36, Reply)

Originality and you
go together like Hitler and synagogues.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:37, Reply)

synagogues Eva Braun
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:38, Reply)

Right. Who's stolen Al's account?
Hmm?
( thealternativefact, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:32, Reply)

And then once you're all relaxed and sleepy
I'll start bumming you.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:36, Reply)

+ in the eyes

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:38, Reply)

The sound of the ocean, relaxed and sleepy, being bummed...
this is quite the way to go.
( thealternativefact, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:41, Reply)

Fish are stupid
If you wait long enough one of them will probably jump on the line anyway. Or, assuming the other person is a man, use his foreskin as bait; he doesn't need it and since there's fuck all (ahem) to do in that situation we'd probably end up having sex and I prefer men without.
(berk, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:34, Reply)

Could you drag your shirt along in the water
like a net?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:39, Reply)

With on food but water to drink
You can survive for a couple of weeks, so I'd just go with that. I figure we'd be found by then.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 11:00, Reply)

Grow gills
Become a merman. Swim away. Simple.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 11:23, Reply)