*tumbleweeds*
*church bells*
*howling wind*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 12:31, 13 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Cock off

(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 12:35, Reply)

You cock off
you bum toucher
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 12:36, Reply)

no you cock off
you touch bummer
(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 12:38, Reply)

I'll slap you in a minute
you hairy Frank Lampard nipple
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 12:38, Reply)

You bum Lamparder

(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 12:40, Reply)

You're Kaol's bitch
I want nothing more to do with you, leave me alone you nerf herder.

You touch his willy, and scratch his bum, and sniff and lick his fingers while he sleeps. You're his woman now, I've cast you out, even your future wife would disown you if she found out.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 12:41, Reply)

Nerf Herder?
What the fuck is that? You think calling me after the band that wrote the theme tune to Buffy the Vampire Slayer is an insult? Suck my massive hairy plums you John Terry stroker.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 12:44, Reply)

nerf herder is an insult from star wars
which is where the band got its name. just saying.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 12:46, Reply)

Don't get involved, man!
He started it! I'll fucking have him!

You little cock dobber
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 12:46, Reply)

S'an insult from the Star Wars.
You're a fetid pile of Graeme Le Saux's pubic hair, go away.

I don't like the football theme to our insults, football is for gays.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 12:46, Reply)

That's why it's so apt a theme for you
you like to lie in bed at night and pretend your flame haired amazonian mrs is in fact Rio Ferdinand.

Edit - also, it's a bit sad that you are stooping to ultra geeky Star Wars insults.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 12:49, Reply)

So's your face

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 12:50, Reply)

so's your mums face.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 12:54, Reply)