Nooooo
I got my tits out. Right out. For a while.

AND I was completely sober.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:34, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

This is a dangerous thing to say.
On the internets.
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:37, Reply)

Ah well.
I laugh in the face of danger.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:45, Reply)

For several days on Facebook
Danger was my middle name.

God help me, if I find an understanding wife one day, perhaps I can give that gift to my firstborn.
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:48, Reply)

DO IT!
I'm going to hold you to that.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:52, Reply)

Ok but you may have to be my wife
Ha! Didn't see that one coming, did ya?
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:58, Reply)

That sort of shit is always coming on /offtopic

(PsychoChomp, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 14:01, Reply)

Damn, I'm predictable.
I shall have to work on a new plan.
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 14:02, Reply)

No,
But then I never want to get married, so nuh nuh nuh.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 14:05, Reply)

That's ok
I'll make a Kazakhstani Wedding Sack :)
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 14:07, Reply)

you retard.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:43, Reply)

I was emotionally disraught.
I do stupid things like public nudity without thiking when I'm emotionally distraught.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:44, Reply)

Well you should probably try to stop that

(PsychoChomp, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:45, Reply)

I probably should.
But I can't seem to stop myself. In year eleven, just after my boyfriend at the time cheated on me and publicly humiliated me, I took my shirt off in an English lesson without thinking.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:49, Reply)

It makes me sad
that I didn't go to school with a girl like you.

Still, we had a fit english teacher for a couple of years who used to wear low cut dresses.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:53, Reply)

You need some sort of straight jacket.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:54, Reply)

I'm beginning to think I do.
Or have to get sewn into my clothes every morning.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 14:08, Reply)

Get your whole body tattooed to look like clothes.
No one will ever tell.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 14:13, Reply)

Interesting concept...

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 14:32, Reply)

It really isn't,
It's been a long day, I'm being boring.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 14:39, Reply)

Nothing out of the ordinary there then.
Its not been that long.
Oh wait, I only got up at eleven.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 14:42, Reply)

Don't mock me, I'm injured and stuff.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 14:47, Reply)

Yeah, well I'm emotionally disraught
And stuff.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 14:50, Reply)

Swap you the bone sticking out of my shoulder
with your teenage angst.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 15:01, Reply)

how is it?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 15:12, Reply)

OK thanks,

(PsychoChomp, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 15:14, Reply)