I wish!
But sadly they will be separate events.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:46, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I was going to question
how you could be sure you were going to get sex, but then I remembered that you were a girl going to a festival, so there will be plenty of greasy virgins wandering around for you to prey on.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:48, Reply)

As well as this,
A very good, partly lesbian friend of mine has just broken up with her boyfriend, and so we are each other's back up plans.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:54, Reply)

giggity giggity

(Although I must point out the missing apostrophe)
(Deadly Octopus no deaths since, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 14:25, Reply)

Oh, sorry.
Better?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 14:35, Reply)