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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'll be with Oxfam!
This is my 4th time, I feel quite the veteran.

I'd forgotten to put in my looroll. Suncream is good too. Lots of scarves. Dry shampoo. Vodka. Mixer - Blackcurrant cordial is NOT a mixer. Wellies. Easily wreckable shoes. Don't wear trousers. Warm jumper, but big scarf is just as good.

And all...that...JAZZ.
(, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:55, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Do you know a loud guy called Div by any chance?

(, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:56, Reply)
Nope, should I?

(, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:59, Reply)
He's worked leeds for Oxfam for a few years,
he's short, blond hair and seems to believe he lives in a carry on film.
(, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 14:02, Reply)
Oooh, I've not done Oxfam before
-I meant it's my fourth time at Leeds-

but if I see him I'll say "Some girl on the internet says she knows you"
(, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 14:03, Reply)
He's not going this year as far as I know,
but you should stay away from him anyway.
(, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 14:05, Reply)
Is he dangerous?
Or am I dangerous?
(, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 14:06, Reply)
He's not the sort of person I'd set any woman up with,
he's relativley charming but deep down he's a cunt.
(, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 14:08, Reply)
Like us all, sweetie, like us all.

(, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 14:10, Reply)
Nah, I'm a cunt on the outside
but deep down I'm relativley charming.
(, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 14:11, Reply)
I'm just a bit of a twat alround.

(, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 14:12, Reply)
Really?

(, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 14:13, Reply)
Yep, I'm generally a nice guy.

(, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 14:14, Reply)
Oh right.

(, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 14:19, Reply)
Sarcy cunt

(, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 14:20, Reply)
Sure.

(, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 14:21, Reply)
HAHAHAHAHA!

(, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 14:05, Reply)
For the record,
Mint cordial is also not a mixer.
Unless you like drinking mouthwash.
(, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:58, Reply)
Mmmm, mouthwash.
I took mouthwash last year.

Not a success.
(, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 14:00, Reply)
You ended up drinking it,
DIDN'T YOU?
(, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 14:01, Reply)
Nooo, someone didn't put the cap on
All my clothes were minty.

It wasn't me.
I know who it was.
But I couldn't get angry with her because I'd done something worse.
(, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 14:02, Reply)
Did you menstruate on her sleeping bag?

(, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 14:06, Reply)

menstruate gave someone a "birthday present" bag mat

It was his birthday.

his 16th birthday...
(, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 14:07, Reply)
You're a terrible friend.

(, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 14:08, Reply)
She wasn't IN the tent at the time!
Which is more than SHE can say for when she did it to me!

(with a guy)
(, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 14:10, Reply)
I'm so glad that I'm not going to Reading with you.
Or Leeds. I dunno which you're off to.
(, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 14:12, Reply)
I'm a Northerner, so it's Leeds.
Glad to see I'm a figure of such strong hate :P
(, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 14:13, Reply)
Hate?
I just don't want to be surrounded by young fornicators.
(, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 14:21, Reply)
No one does,
Not even other young fornicators. Hence why we're splitting our camp into those who will be getting some, and those who won't.
(, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 14:27, Reply)
That doesn't make sense by the way.
A levels really are getting easier aren't they
(, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 14:32, Reply)
Shut it you.
It does make sense. Its just that I'm trying to take the varnish off my nails at the same time as type.
(, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 14:41, Reply)
No it doesn't,
I think if you change "young fornicators" to "teenagers" it may make more sense.
(, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 14:45, Reply)
The word teenage isn't even anywhere in my OP.

(, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 14:49, Reply)
Just ignore her
she's upset that younger prettier girls are having more fun than she is.
(, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 14:49, Reply)
YEAH I KNOW THAT SO I EDITED
GOD JUST ADMIT I'M RIGHT AND WE CAN ALL MOVE ON.
(, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 14:50, Reply)
NEVER
ANGRY CAPITALS
(, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 14:52, Reply)
now then
you lot all need to calm down. There's no need to resort to capital letters.

Can't we all just hug and be friends?
(, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 14:58, Reply)
Depends if she's got her tits out or not

(, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 14:59, Reply)
pipe down you

(, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 15:00, Reply)
I'm not packing til tomorrow
As I don't have an early bird.

These are all great, thanks. And I will be sure to come visit the Oxfam stall. You'll be my first real B3tan. Minibash!
(, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 14:03, Reply)
Ahhh lucky. I have to get there tomorrow and get my shifts sorted out
If you want I'll message you my number and come and visit. I doubt we'll be seeing any of the same bands though ^_^

Piccadilly Party is fun, it's on every night at the bottom of Orange Hill. Orange Hill is the massive fuck off hill, by the way. All my friends call it Orange Hill, on account of Orange Campsite being at the top, but dunno if it's in general usage.
(, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 14:05, Reply)
Ta very much :D
I think Orange Campsite is possibly where all my mates are planning on camping, I forgot to get an earlybird, you see but most of my friends have them.
I have no idea what bands I'll be seeing, I'm just going to get dragged wherever, so you never know.
What are you planning on seeing?
(, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 14:17, Reply)

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