I know someone who had a heart transplant.
It came from a 17 year old girl.
Sad times.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 15:14, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Was she fit
and where's she buried?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 15:16, Reply)

I don't know
and
I don't know
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 15:16, Reply)

You're pointless

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 15:18, Reply)

I could probably point out a couple hotties that I know that died.
If that helps.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 15:19, Reply)

That'll do
which way to the cemetery?

Unless they were cremated, in which case, megahappyfuntiem!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 15:20, Reply)

over the river and through the woods

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 15:23, Reply)

To be honest, I was hoping you'd say they were cremated
and their ashes were scattered to the wind, that way I could just open up a window and fuck the world, safe in the knowledge that they'd be getting a portion too.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 15:28, Reply)

stop, you're getting me all hawt

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 15:31, Reply)

Depends on your perspective.
A transplant means one person dead instead of two.

Unless you dislike the person who received the transplant, in which case you're right: it's a real shame.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 15:16, Reply)

I'm indifferent, I only know who he is, he's not a friend or anything.
I'm just thinking it's sad that she died at 17 and he's 50 some odd years and gets her heart.
It's like 10,000 spoons when you need a knife, or something.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 15:18, Reply)

ARGH!
Bert put that Lauryn Hill song into my head, and now you've eclipsed it with the Morrissette creature.

Today is just getting worse and worse.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 15:19, Reply)

It could always get worse
like when a song gets stuck in your head and it's like it's never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 15:23, Reply)

I like what you've done there
*handshakes*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 15:31, Reply)

Or that song by Uranus Moreface?

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 15:19, Reply)