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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Stop gazzing each other losers.
it's a news link www.theregister.co.uk/2009/08/25/atm_daffy_ducked/

What other cockney gadgets would you like to see?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 15:51, 63 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
I'd like to see a cockney fruit bowl full of stairs.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 15:56, Reply)
fuck off.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 15:57, Reply)
Have you finally cracked?

(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 16:00, Reply)
Yeah pretty much,
Should be entertaining for you lot to watch my decent into madness.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 16:06, Reply)
Not really.
That was what happened with that bert guy. Got really dull, really quickly.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 16:07, Reply)
It's alright, I'm not really mental,
First day off the painkillers so I'm grumpy and on a comedown.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 16:09, Reply)
Shoulder on the mend though?

(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 16:09, Reply)
Yeah,
it's a bit clicky and stuff at the moment though, it feels wierd.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 16:10, Reply)
Well, I guess that'll pass.
If not, it'll fuse into a huge bony hump, and you'll be cast into the sewers, eating dead goldfish and fighting crocodiles for scraps.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 16:12, Reply)
I have a small lump of bone poking up from my left shoulder,

(PsychoChomp, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 16:17, Reply)
You lift the sewer grate
I'll throw her in.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 16:20, Reply)
Might be infectious, be VERY careful.

(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 16:29, Reply)
ahem
decent?

+s
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 16:21, Reply)

+m
+u
+g
(PsychoChomp, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 16:23, Reply)
you've won this round....

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 16:35, Reply)
I win every round,
remember that.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 16:46, Reply)
*writes notes*

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 16:46, Reply)
how do you know I'm gazzing anyone?
stop looking over my shoulder
gah
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 16:01, Reply)
I read every gaz you ever send or recieve.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 16:07, Reply)
that's quite scary indeed
*blushes*
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 16:08, Reply)
Yeah that could be quite embarrassing.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 16:09, Reply)
I've never gazzed anyone
EVER
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 16:02, Reply)
INTERNET LIES
WTF are you doing over here? Fuck off back to /talk.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 16:04, Reply)
what'd he say to you?
trying to get you to lift your skirt?

that cretin
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 16:05, Reply)
He led me to believe he was a glamorous Parisian.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 16:06, Reply)
I HAVE NEVER GAZZED ANYONE
Especially not the ladies in pandering fashions. I'm well nice, me

Anyway it's all serious over there today. I'm hiding.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 16:06, Reply)
Is it because you scared off gilga?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 16:08, Reply)
Everyone who's ever left, apart from Bou, has been because of me
I'm a terrible arsehole, me
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 16:08, Reply)
Whats the deal with the Gilgamesh flounce then?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 16:13, Reply)
Well dunno, apparently there's gazzes where he said he was leaving
And if you click on his username it says 'user not found'
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 16:14, Reply)
awrite you ain't gotta shout

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 16:09, Reply)
I never done shout innit like
HOW DARE YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 16:09, Reply)
I HOPE YOU TRIP OVER YOUR SHOELACE AND FALL AND BREAK YOUR GLASSES
MEANIE
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 16:11, Reply)
THEY'RE NOT GLASSES I JUST HAVE FUNNY EYE SOCKETS

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 16:12, Reply)
*points*
*laughs*
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 16:14, Reply)
Oh god
It's just like seeing Mummy again :(
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 16:15, Reply)
lets be friends

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 16:16, Reply)
Don't get upset about Krissy
she can't help being all merkin and cruel.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 16:16, Reply)
Oi you.
*frowns*
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 16:17, Reply)
What!?
Why are you always picking on me!?

GOD! I HATE YOU SO MUCH!
(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 16:20, Reply)
I've been watching you.
You're in trouble.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 16:21, Reply)
What!? Why?
I didn't do it okay, I wasn't even there at the time. GOD WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM! I HATE YOU!
(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 16:24, Reply)
*shakes head*
You're letting us all down.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 16:25, Reply)
now stalk back to your bedroom and slam the door shut

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 16:27, Reply)
+ on your cock

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 16:28, Reply)
+ while tripping over a dog and failing to get a visa

(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 16:28, Reply)
if I'm cruel at all it's because I learned it from you cold blooded brits

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 16:18, Reply)
Even worse, she wears a merkin and that makes a frowny face downstairs

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 16:18, Reply)
girly downstairs
always look like a frowny face.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 16:20, Reply)
how the hell did you know?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 16:21, Reply)
I've seen www.kristineinthenuddy.com

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 16:22, Reply)
D:
totally thought I closed that down !
sadtimes indeed
*passes mindbleach*
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 16:24, Reply)
My favourite one is the photo
with the field of donkeys.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 16:25, Reply)
don't talk about my mum and sisters like that, man

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 16:27, Reply)
But the resemblance is uncanny
especially those huge cocks.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 16:29, Reply)
oh, the memories
you've set my gusset dripping like a water faucet
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 16:33, Reply)
Is that like a tap?
Just more merkin?
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 16:35, Reply)
This OT thing is well erotic
Even though they're men with ill fitting wigs on
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 16:42, Reply)
I'm a man.
I've never pretended to be anything different.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 16:44, Reply)
Shut it, cheeky tits

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 16:46, Reply)
You garlicy charmer!

(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 16:49, Reply)
I hope he drops his lunch too
and has to scrabble around trying to grab his apple.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 16:12, Reply)
Apple shmapple
I only eat beef. Raw.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 16:13, Reply)

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