Christ my life has become saddenly routine. Tuesday's I usually go to Kendo to play with pointed sticks
but I've just checked their site and the dojo's closed for maintenance. I have no college work planned for tonight and I'm a bit loathe to get all the books out now, nothing good on tv and it's a bit late notice to start calling round to see who's at the pub tonight.

In short, I'm bored dear b3tans...anyone about to entertain me while I decide what to do with a precious unplanned evening off?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:20, 35 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

wank yourself blind

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:44, Reply)

Boring, could be done anytime if I had the inclination

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:53, Reply)

boring?
wha.....what?

alright, read a book
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:59, Reply)

Fuck off
I do that all the way to work and back
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:00, Reply)

oh my GOD
Do you THINK I knew that?!
fuck sake woman

do something constructive
CLEAN THE BATHROOM
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:06, Reply)

Fuck off
I cleaned it yesterday ,)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:14, Reply)

I like books

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:01, Reply)

So do I, but I do so much reading for college that my reading for fun is rapidly running out thanks to my stupidly long commute each day
currently eaking out Scorsese on Scorsese.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:06, Reply)

I bought a new book last night
and some AWESOME new pants
not those kind of pants, though
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:08, Reply)

POIDH
You know the rules
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:14, Reply)

well it's a bit like
this, but black, less shine
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:18, Reply)

You live in the sprawling entertainment packed metropolis that is London and you're bored?

( girlinthehole, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:51, Reply)

Yup, I have an early start tomorrow, so no point in going out now and by the time I get anywhere I'll have to turn around and come back again

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:53, Reply)

Aviod doing things by making detailed to-do lists

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:54, Reply)

I have to or my brain falls out
and I walk around like a Tesco zombie
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:59, Reply)

10pm on channel More 4.
Tantrums and tiaras.

About the Miss World transvestite show held in America.

Watch the pretty men in sparkly dresses.
( girlinthehole, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 20:59, Reply)

But that's not NOW
I want stuff for NOW
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:00, Reply)

Well you could throw a tantrum.
That should take up half an hour.
( girlinthehole, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:01, Reply)

Doubtful. I don't tire that easily
I'm also not 3 years old, but cheers for the suggestion
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:04, Reply)

Three words: Cheese, ham, toaster
It's sure to brighten up your evening.

I've also just realised that there should be a fourth word, 'bread' in there, or else it all becomes a bit messy and less fun.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:03, Reply)

toast toucher
( girlinthehole, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:04, Reply)

For the want of cheese there is no ham
for the want of ham there is no bread. Fucker.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:04, Reply)

Well in that case
You can spend your free hour going and buying vital foodstuffs :D
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:08, Reply)

I havent used a breville in years
now you made me hungry for toasties
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:05, Reply)

Now I've made myself hungry for toasties :(
But can't be bothered moving to the kitchen. Alas.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:13, Reply)

alas indeed

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:14, Reply)

ham turkey
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:07, Reply)

Wrong

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:13, Reply)

Fuckit, thanks for the suggestions, but I don't fancy any of them tonight.
MOAR BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER and True blood it is.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:16, Reply)

what the fuck is wrong with me?
why didn't I think of this?
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:19, Reply)

your first suggestion was better

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:22, Reply)

well, I wouldn't have thought of that if I weren't going to a
Sex Toy Party tonight
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:23, Reply)

The same wrongness that tries to put TURKEY IN A TOASTIE!
Poor, confused Americans.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:22, Reply)

I don't even know what a toastie is
I'm just saying, toast, cheese and turkey is way fucking better than ham

unless we're talking Lunchables, then it's okay
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 21:26, Reply)

You don't know what a toastie is?

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 8:52, Reply)