ME TOOOOOOO
I mowed the front lawn yesterday but the back lawn is still a mess and it's raining :(

Hopefully it will be sunny by the weekend though. And oh yeah DUCKIE IS COMING!!!!!!!!!!!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:58, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

might I suggest serving lots of eggs
at said barbecite. And zinc. Eggs and zinc.

That'll put more lava in your, erm, balls.
( djtrialprice, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:59, Reply)

Forecast is good.
good pointless, going by past success rates.
Glad to hear Duckie is joining us.
( thealternativefact, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:02, Reply)

Sadly
I think Kaol is still joining us as well
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:07, Reply)

Oh.
Well, I can bring garlic, ear-plugs and an ability to spend less than an hour typing a ten word text.
( thealternativefact, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:09, Reply)

ahahahahahah
ahahahahahhahaha
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:10, Reply)

SHUT IT!

( Cawl, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:12, Reply)

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha

( thealternativefact, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:12, Reply)

I wonder whos veto it will be on the Saturday

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:18, Reply)

:(
Hopefully not Mel's.
( Cawl, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:21, Reply)

As she is called Mel, it won't be.
Badger and Wookiee will have to decide in advance.
( thealternativefact, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:23, Reply)

Flip a coin.
One side had a penis, the other has boobs.
( Cawl, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:26, Reply)

Is she tucking it between her legs so it dangles out the back again then?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:34, Reply)

Yeah,
Just like a horrific kind of haemorrhoid.
( Cawl, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:35, Reply)