Spam subjects
"Make your volcano erupt more lava" is my new favourite.

Feel free to spam the fuck out of this thread, it's not like anyone has anything interesting to say anymore anyways
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:20, 44 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I entered the gadget show competition the other day,
I'm totally going to win.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:24, Reply)

I entered too
I hope I win then I can rub your face in it
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:26, Reply)

The way to really rub my face in it would be to send me some of the gadgets you win.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:44, Reply)

ok you can have
the pink skull candy headphones
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:48, Reply)

I can't stop thinking about big greasy burgers
With extra cheese, salad and finally Encora Pepper Sauce. I'm going to have to make coffee or something instead...
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:28, Reply)

make a spicy pepper sauce coffee
urgh, actually, maybe not.

That said, my mother gave me a jar of hot chocolate with chilis in it that was fucking ACE.

In other news, the drummer of my teenage band once referred to Jimi Hendrix's 'Voodoo Chilli' - he read the title of Voodoo Chile like the country of Chile, the fucking helmet. Despite the chorus basically being the name of the song repeated several times. The echoes of our mocking laughs still resonate after 20 years. Lower lips were strained in a kind of belming mexican wave.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:36, Reply)

You mean read the title
of voodoo child
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:38, Reply)

No I don't
.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:39, Reply)

Yes you do!
You may think you don't but you do. And I am going to point at the period in your post instead of a space making you prey for chompy. She doesn't like it when you do that
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:40, Reply)

Verily I do not, sirrah
Hendrix never recorded a song called Voodoo Child. The whole story about my retarded mate would make no sense if he had.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voodoo_Chile
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:41, Reply)

What?
That article directly mentions it?! And links here en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voodoo_Child_(Slight_Return) and Hendrix refers to it as Voodoo Child.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:44, Reply)

the cover of the 45:
www.raw-tcsd.com/hendrix%20it2121011246.jpg


also, they're called 'full stops'. Periods are something to do with minges.


EDIT Voodoo Chile Slight Return is a different song from Voodoo Chile.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:47, Reply)

all this crazy talk
is making me hungry, for a nice bowl of Jimi's Voodoo Chilli

Well, Im a voodoo chile
Lord Im a voodoo chile

Well, the night I was born
Lord I swear the moon turned a fire red
The night I was born
I swear the moon turned a fire red
Well my poor mother cried out lord, the gypsy was right!
And I seen her fell down right dead
(have mercy)

Well, mountain lions found me there waitin
And set me on a eagles back
Well, mountain lions found me there,
And set me on a eagles wing
(its the eagles wing, baby, what did I say)
He took me past to the outskirts of infinity,
And when he brought me back,
He gave me a venus witchs ring
Hey!
And he said fly on, fly on
Because Im a voodoo chile, baby, voodoo chile
Hey!

Well, I make love to you,
And lord knows youll feel no pain
Say, I make love to you in your sleep,
And lord knows you felt no pain
(have mercy)
cause Im a million miles away
And at the same time Im right here in your picture frame
(yeah! what did I say now)
cause Im a voodoo chile
Lord knows Im a voodoo chile

Well my arrows are made of desire
From far away as jupiters sulphur mines
Say my arrows are made of desire, desire
From far away as jupiters sulphur mines
(way down by the methabe sea, yeah)
I have a humming bird and it hums so loud,
You think you were losing your mind, hmmm...

Well I float in liquid gardens
And arizona new red sand
(yeah)
I float in liquid gardens
Way down in arizona red sand

Well, I taste the honey from a flower named blue,
Way down in california
And the n new york drowns as we hold hands

cause Im a voodoo chile
Lord knows Im a voodoo chile
Yeah!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:52, Reply)

I grow bored of you
and your disresptect for wikipedia articles
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:52, Reply)

Bored 'with' you

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:57, Reply)

Voodoo Child
Is a song by Rock legend Natalie Bassingthwaighte - a.k.a. Izzy Hoyland from Neighbours.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:12, Reply)

well I never
*runs out to record shop*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:13, Reply)

"young horse lovers"
That's the most interesting spam title in my inbox. I can forward it to you if you like.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:51, Reply)

Does it feature
all those titles Kaol was coming up with a while back?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:52, Reply)

Sadly no
Nor does it clarify whether the horses or the lovers are young.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:10, Reply)

Badger!
I can't be bothered to read this thread.
But I am in a state of barbecitement.
( thealternativefact, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:55, Reply)

ME TOOOOOOO
I mowed the front lawn yesterday but the back lawn is still a mess and it's raining :(

Hopefully it will be sunny by the weekend though. And oh yeah DUCKIE IS COMING!!!!!!!!!!!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:58, Reply)

might I suggest serving lots of eggs
at said barbecite. And zinc. Eggs and zinc.

That'll put more lava in your, erm, balls.
( djtrialprice, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:59, Reply)

Forecast is good.
good pointless, going by past success rates.
Glad to hear Duckie is joining us.
( thealternativefact, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:02, Reply)

Sadly
I think Kaol is still joining us as well
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:07, Reply)

Oh.
Well, I can bring garlic, ear-plugs and an ability to spend less than an hour typing a ten word text.
( thealternativefact, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:09, Reply)

ahahahahahah
ahahahahahhahaha
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:10, Reply)

SHUT IT!

( Cawl, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:12, Reply)

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha

( thealternativefact, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:12, Reply)

I wonder whos veto it will be on the Saturday

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:18, Reply)

:(
Hopefully not Mel's.
( Cawl, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:21, Reply)

As she is called Mel, it won't be.
Badger and Wookiee will have to decide in advance.
( thealternativefact, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:23, Reply)

Flip a coin.
One side had a penis, the other has boobs.
( Cawl, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:26, Reply)

Is she tucking it between her legs so it dangles out the back again then?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:34, Reply)

Yeah,
Just like a horrific kind of haemorrhoid.
( Cawl, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:35, Reply)

Hot women will literally fall over when they see your new Rolex!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:26, Reply)

Caution:
May induce epilepsy.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:34, Reply)

That would be awesome.
A perfectly street-legal model-stunning device.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:34, Reply)

I've just checked my spam folder,
and I have an email claiming to be from the head of the FBI, informing me that I've been 419ed but if I'd just send them my bank details the IMF will refund me two and a half million dollars. How nice.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:39, Reply)

yup
I will indeed be coming, if Badger can find me in the giant maze I live in. Otherwise I'll have to unleash the Volvo of destiny.

I've already stocked up on hangover remedies for the morning after.
( rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:50, Reply)

You better be there,
B3ta-day boy!
I won't make you smoke this time though :p
( Cawl, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:51, Reply)

Bloody hell
5 years of b3ta depravity.

Knowing my accident record, I won't need your assistance to smoke. I foresee an incident with the BBQ.
( rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:55, Reply)

Oh dear...
*packs tazer*
( Cawl, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:07, Reply)

"feel free to spam the fuck out of this thread" you say?
Will this do?

www.b3ta.com/questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post507235
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:56, Reply)