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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Then you reckon wrong
she likes it hard and fast, and she doesn't like it when you make eye contact
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:56, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Are you sure that in your case, it wasn't just that she wanted it over quickly
and didn't want to be reminded who it was that was flailing away at her?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:58, Reply)
This may be the case
When will I ever find somebody capable of loving me, eh Wookie? Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:00, Reply)
You won't.
I think your best bet is to end it now, really.

Sorry.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:06, Reply)
Surely you could love somebody like me, Wookie?
Or will you reject me too?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:09, Reply)
If I liked ginger fur,
I'd go for an Orangutan. Those lips!
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:12, Reply)
My fur isn't ginger
it's Chestnut brown
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:14, Reply)
Keep telling yourself that.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:27, Reply)
Haha, would you give her one? Would you bang her? What would you like to do to THAT if she was walking down Wood Green high street after buying a bottle of orange robbinsons on special off er for £1.98 at the sainsburys?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:00, Reply)
Euch, not again, no.
She was lovely until I realised just how hilariously unstable she actually is.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:02, Reply)
In this thread, i'm finding you such a charming little turn on, right now.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:06, Reply)
That's my intention entirely
to turn you on, I'm going out of my way to impress you and get you all fired up. I want to bum you in the mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:10, Reply)

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