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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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17 pence and a half hearted blowjobY'know, the kind where half way through you're flaccid and she's looking at you like you just shat in her handbag
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Theoban What of it, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:53,
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Wowser.That's some lack of ambition right there. This running of hell lark is getting cheap!
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:56,
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So you pull her up and give her a hugPartly to comfort her failings, and partly to stop her dribbling on your penis....
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:57,
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But when you do so you dab a little bit of pre-come on her skirtWhich she then has to wear to work the next day.
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Theoban What of it, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:58,
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And as she leaves you tug one out on the flyWhile thinking of her little sister...
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:59,
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Her Little Sister called Jeff, who runs a successful cab company in Birmingham(
Theoban What of it, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:00,
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