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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Mwahahahahaha, Je Suis Le Devil
And I are wants all your soulz. What would you sell your soul for?

YM is not an appropriate answer. Mainly because you wouldn't need to sell your soul for that.
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A flat stomach.
*is shallow*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:52, Reply)
Your eternal soul for a flat stomach?
Sure, why not. Here's a rowing machine, and an aversion to pies.
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WHAT KIND OF B3TANS ARE YOU?

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:57, Reply)
KHAAAAAAAAAANNNN!

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Ring fiddler

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:59, Reply)
It's true, I can't sop pulling my finger out of my ring, and then slowly press it in again.
I also like twiddling my firm, shiny ring.
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I've been going on fucking rowing machines for 12 months and haven't eaten a sodding pie for longer.
Still have wobbly belly : (
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:59, Reply)
See what your God does for you?
SEE HOW HE MOCKS YOU?
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I agree wholeheartedly.
This is why I want to swap a flat stomach for my soul. What nature cannot supply, the Devil will.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:04, Reply)
But rounded wobbly bellies
are sexy - on women.



I tell myself this every day
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 17:53, Reply)
17 pence and a half hearted blowjob
Y'know, the kind where half way through you're flaccid and she's looking at you like you just shat in her handbag
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:53, Reply)
Wowser.
That's some lack of ambition right there. This running of hell lark is getting cheap!
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I know my limits

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:57, Reply)
So you pull her up and give her a hug
Partly to comfort her failings, and partly to stop her dribbling on your penis....
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:57, Reply)
But when you do so you dab a little bit of pre-come on her skirt
Which she then has to wear to work the next day.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:58, Reply)
And as she leaves you tug one out on the fly
While thinking of her little sister...
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:59, Reply)
Her Little Sister called Jeff, who runs a successful cab company in Birmingham

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:00, Reply)
I think we all went out
with the same girl
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:20, Reply)
50 grand
*is utterly fucked for money*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:53, Reply)
to be filthy stinkin' rich

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:56, Reply)
*sends you to Zimbabwe*
Now, what did you learn?
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shhh....I'm trying to figure out how much I can sell this for

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:59, Reply)
In the words of the Stone Roses
It's already in me alright so fuck off

/lyrical genius
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:59, Reply)

lyrical genius Wanker
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Monkey faced cunt!

(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:04, Reply)
Me
or Ian Brown?
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Ian Brown
But you can share the title if you'd like ;)
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*swaggers*

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A soul
oh wait , that won't work will it
(I helped save b3ta! fudboy high ideals and crazy dreams, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:03, Reply)
to be able to play guitar like joe bonamassa
that'd be nice
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:05, Reply)
Go to a crossroads at Midnight, and I'll meet you there...
You may have to play with your back to the audience for the rest of your life though.
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why is that?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:11, Reply)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Johnson_(musician)
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I was unaware that robert johnson did that

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:24, Reply)
Well, there's no evidence...
But a good legend anyway!
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indeed!
I've known people who do it, so could believe it from someone like robert johnson
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:33, Reply)
you've clearly not seen the 'so bad it's ace' 'Crossroads' film
starring the karate kid as a little shit who learns the blues.

great Steve Vai guitar battle at the end too.

But, please note, it's really, really shit...
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:52, Reply)
he's ridiculously good
isn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:10, Reply)
yeah
was watching some youtube stuff last night. My guitar-playing aim is to be able to play like him. It's not outside the realms of possibility, but he was playing live when he was 12. Has a head start
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:13, Reply)
with BB King, I believe
cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:52, Reply)
A go on your wife,
not really I was just being wildly innapropriate for comic effect.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:08, Reply)
Leave the wildly innapropriate to Bert.
He does it so much better.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:11, Reply)
I'd like a curly wurly, a chomp
and half a dozen used sanitary towels, please.

EDIT Oh, and congratulations on the nuptials, Mr Tights
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:17, Reply)
Thanks.
Although expecting Lisa Riley's sister was a bit off... I mean, ym wasn't available.
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Teehee
I only meant it in jest but I was right, she's quite the looker. You're both very lucky to have each other.

As for my Mum, she'll be free down at the docks once the sailors are finished coming on her face.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:35, Reply)
Gawd bless 'er.
Still working after all these years. I've never heard an echo like it.
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I wouldn't say working exactly
but she's still there, propped up by morphine and chopsticks, her clunge is the Krubera of Britain.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:39, Reply)
A lifetime of health, welth and happyness.
I'ld settle for any of those ones though.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:22, Reply)
I was going to say 'to be happy all of the time'

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:35, Reply)
I thought all americans were.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:37, Reply)
You obviously haven't seen Fox News

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:37, Reply)
*Dresses up like a clown*
And today in Basra, the deathtoll sored to new hights as a wedding party got mistaken for a shia strong-hold.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:43, Reply)
Now squeeze your nose
and go 'Ta-da!'
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:44, Reply)
Today's daily missing child report is brought to you by K.F.C, mmm, that's finger licking good.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:47, Reply)
Kentucky Fried Children?
Yes please, I wouldn't mind getting my hands on their Hot Rods and crispy strips.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:48, Reply)
I heard they've stopped making extra crispy chicken

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:52, Reply)
yeah and you lot are complete fucking grumps

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:39, Reply)
Too right we are
we've got nothing to be proud of
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:41, Reply)
pfft

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:41, Reply)
I was being serious!
There is nothing in this stinking cesspit of a broken bureacracy that I would say I am proud of. Nothing. You're all shit, and so am I.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:43, Reply)
can the stupid ever be truly happy?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:39, Reply)
Ignorance is bliss

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:40, Reply)
Can the smart?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:41, Reply)
oooo
deep
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:41, Reply)
Dogs only have 4 emotions....
Happy, Sad, Angry and Confused.

That's why I'm a dog.

I'm not sure why I'm replying this to you.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:41, Reply)
that seems about right for humans too, though

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:43, Reply)
Don't forget smug.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:45, Reply)
smug isn't an emotion
nor is confusion to be honest.

for instance, I am happily smug most of the time, but can still maintain smugness even when angry
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:48, Reply)
I'm going to be honest, I forgot the forth emotion.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:51, Reply)
and lust, apparently

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:51, Reply)

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