Join the hords of us
who have already been made redundant. Man the fuck up and for the love of god please don't wriite any "stand up" about your experiences
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:46, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Oh I won't be.
Still, it may prove a way to pass the otherwise dull evenings, so who knows?
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:54, Reply)

whenever i see someone less fortunate than i,
and let's face it, who isn't less fortunate than i?
my tender heart tends to start to bleed.
and when someone needs a makeover,
i simply have to take over!
i know i know exactly what they need!

and even in your case,
though it's the toughest case i've yet to face,
don't worry, i'm determined to succeed!
follow my lead,
and yes indeed, you will be...

POPULAR! you're gonna be popular!
i'll teach you the propper ploys,
when you talk to boys,
little ways to flirt and flounce, ooh!
i'll show you what shoes to wear!
how to fix your hair!
everthing that really counts to be...

POPULAR! i'll help you be popular!
you'll hang with the right cohorts,
you'll be good at sports,
know the slang you've got to know.
so let's start,
'cause you've got an awfully long way to go!
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 16:05, Reply)

*Grabs by the hand and spins round*
Gonz is so great, Gonz is so great, look at him, he's so great.
*Twirls*
Gonz is so great, great great great, because he's so great.
*jives*
Lovely lovely gonz, is just like gonz, who is great, because he's gonz.
*jazz hands*
gooooooooonnnnnnnnnzzzzzzzzzz
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 16:02, Reply)