Without wanting to kick you when you are down...
although this may have nothing to do with you, or your company...

Our computers are provided and managed by fujitsu-siemens, the staff of which are the most useless, cretinous bunch of incompetent retards who ever walked the earth.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:47, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

may have noth will have some
( thealternativefact, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:52, Reply)

Ah.
A different part of the company to me. You'll find all of my colleagues are quite good at their job, although they do read far too much BOFH.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:54, Reply)

Statisticly, you work with a peadofile.
And if not, you must be one yourself.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:56, Reply)

Hehehe
Funny you should say that. A colleague of mine until very recently was dating a 17 year old.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:58, Reply)

How old is s/he?
The peadofile, not the 17 year old.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 16:00, Reply)

36.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 26 Aug 2009, 16:26, Reply)

"colleague" yeah *nods slowly*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 16:09, Reply)

I used to be one
but then I grew up
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 16:02, Reply)